what is your favorite movie line....

[Winged_Wheel88]

Even worse are those sometimes ending in "FIN". Then you realize you've wasted 3 hours on a French movie.

 

[dash]

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam"

 

[Automattic]

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam"

"Buck Russell, Melonoma's wart..."

 

[BostonAJ]

"This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom."

 

[sportfan09]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

 

[sportfan09]

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

porky's

 

[SLY]

"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."

 

[beantownmaniac]

"Who's been puttin their cools out on the carpet? It's a Persian rug....from Persia".

 

[dboy97]

"Who's been puttin their cools out on the carpet? It's a Persian rug....from Persia".

That should be Kools as in the cigarette. Great friggin movie though.

 

[beantownmaniac]

That should be Kools as in the cigarette. Great friggin movie though.

Doh, I forgot

 

[loki604]

Hey, my girlfriend's dead you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

 

[SLY]

Hey, my girlfriend's dead you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

lol.

 

[Jared]

Pop Fisher: You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
Roy Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
Pop Fisher: Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw.

 

[mattola]

"This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom."

wild at heart. great movie. crazy as fuck but great.

 

[SLY]

"I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power."

"For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

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SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!

 

[beantownmaniac]

Pop Fisher: You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
Roy Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
Pop Fisher: Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw.

Love that movie

 

[dboy97]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

[dboy97]

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley my boss brought here, and I want to look them straight in the eye and tell them what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[sportfan09]

I'll tell you what we are, sister! We're the top of the fucking food chain. The Blood god's coming and after tonight, you people are fucking history. He's a hurricane. An act of God. Anyone caught in his path will instantly be turned. Everyone you've ever known... everyone you've ever fucking loved... it won't matter who's pureblood and who's not. How you gonna cure the whole fucking world? Hm? And Blade's blood is the key.