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1 "Get off my lawn"

2 "We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags"
 
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We could have a whole thread dedicated to Clint Eastwood...From Magnum Force:

"A man's got to know his limitations"
 

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We could have a whole thread dedicated to Clint Eastwood...From Magnum Force:

"A man's got to know his limitations"

Unforgiven:

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it"
 

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My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.


heartbreak ridge
 

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Josie Wales-Just when I get to liking somebody they ain't around for long

Chief-I notice when you get to disliking someone they ain't around long either
 

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Speaking of Gunnery Sargeants, the first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket is one long awesome quote. (damn, Ive got to watch this movie again)


- If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ****ers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

- I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

- Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

- Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

- It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

-I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
 

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Dirty Harry has a number of great lines, I just can't remember them :L
 

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"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

"I can eat fifty eggs."
 

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Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose. (Lazer fire) Careful you idiot! I said across her nose not UP IT!

Gunners Mate: Sorry sir. Doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir! He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Col. Sanders: He's an Asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?

Col. Sanders: That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Col. Sanders: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole.

Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

Entire Crew: YO!

Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes...Keep firing Assholes!
 

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Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose. (Lazer fire) Careful you idiot! I said across her nose not UP IT!

Gunners Mate: Sorry sir. Doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir! He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Col. Sanders: He's an Asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?

Col. Sanders: That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Col. Sanders: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole.

Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

Entire Crew: YO!

Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes...Keep firing Assholes!

That is a funny movie and i love that part !! :D
 

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Lol. We could do a whole thread of Caddyshack quotes.

Rodney Dangerfield: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

The world needs ditch diggers too. :D
 

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The Princess Bride:
(not sure of the exact wording)
Vecini-You were supposed to be this colossal beast yet still he gains on us
Giant-I'm carrying 4 people, he's only got himself
Vecini-that's no excuse. I'm simple gonna have to find me a new giant
Giant-Please vecini, no
(Pause)
Did I fail to mention your JOB is at stake!!

Vecini-In a few moments the man in black will come running through the clearing. When his head come into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!
 
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