what is your favorite movie line....

[sportfan09]

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!


lock, stock and two smoking barrels

 

[sportfan09]

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!


the lost boys

 

[sportfan09]

It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into the tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off.


mad max

 

[puckhead]

A couple from National lampoon's Vacation:

Clark - I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

cousin - I'm going steady. I even french kiss
audrey - what's the big deal, everyone does that
cousin - yeah, but daddy says I do it best.
* awkward silence *

 

[Comeds]

A couple from National lampoon's Vacation:

cousin - I'm going steady. I even french kiss
audrey - what's the big deal, everyone does that
cousin - yeah, but daddy says I do it best.
* awkward silence *

lol a young, very young Jane Krakowski later in "Go" and now in "30 Rock".

 

[Automattic]

lol a young, very young Jane Krakowski later in "Go" and now in "30 Rock".

The cousin?

 

[puckhead]

The cousin?

yes. the cast is chock-full-o-gems
Vacation (1983) - Full cast and crew

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Excalibur:

Merlin: Behold! The Sword of Power! Excalibur! Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The King's Speech:

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck! Tits."

 

[kenyg54]

When Harry Met Sally

YouTube - Best fake orgasm ever

 

[sportfan09]

When Harry Met Sally

YouTube - Best fake orgasm ever

lol yeah great movie and scene....

 

[Automattic]

When Harry Met Sally

YouTube - Best fake orgasm ever

What, you didn't want to try to quote that using words?

 

[dash]

"Joel, every now and then say what the fuck? "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."

 

[sportfan09]

"Joel, every now and then say what the fuck? "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."

risky busniess right....

 

[dash]

risky busniess right....

You got it...Funny movie.

 

[sportfan09]

One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

 

[sportfan09]

You got it...Funny movie.

great movie......what a business that would be

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

A couple ones that I always liked from Cube:

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Do you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of ****ography.

Leaven: This room moves to 0, 1, and -1 on the X-axis, 2, 5, and -7 on the Y and 1, -1, and 0 on zed.
Quentin: And what does that mean?
Leaven: You suck at math.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Dark Knight:

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.