what is your favorite movie line....

[juliansteed]

"Saleh I said no camels! That's 5 camels! Can't you count?!"

 

[Slimpikins]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

 

[puckhead]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

I'm not much of a Christian, but that line has always chilled me to the bone.

Usual Suspects, right?

 

[sportfan09]

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

 

[puckhead]

Barry: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.
Fink: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
Barry: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

 

[Slimpikins]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

Nice, best role Stephen Baldwin has had.

I'm not much of a Christian, but that line has always chilled me to the bone.

Usual Suspects, right?

You got it.

 

[mattola]

Barry: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.
Fink: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
Barry: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

Balls of Fury?

 

[mattola]

"Saleh I said no camels! That's 5 camels! Can't you count?!"

Compensation for my Cousins Car....

 

[sportfan09]

I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

 

[puckhead]

Balls of Fury?

Beerfest. It was on showcase the other night.
love those Broken Lizard films.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. All the really good ones are gone."

 

[sportfan09]

And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!

 

[puckhead]

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See, doesn't pay any attention to me.
[shoots the rat]

 

[Automattic]

Gimme the keys you cocksucker, motherfuker, AAARRARGGRAGGARARGGHHH...

 

[sportfan09]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.


reservoir dogs

 

[sportfan09]

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron: Go ahead.
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

way of the gun

 

[mattola]

Beerfest. It was on showcase the other night.
love those Broken Lizard films.

ah yes I have it on bluray and gave it away with 6 of my favourite beers for a xmas gift excellent movie(s)

 

[puckhead]

last nights Habs - B's game had me in the mood to watch Slapshot again

"... you know, your son looks like a fag to me. You'd better get married again because he's going to wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson."

 

[SLY]

There is a slapshot 2 & 3!? I'm assuming they're horrible, lol, I cant believe I never knew that.