wait, what? the world is ending on saturday?!!?

[johnnytata]

oh for fuck sake.

i am not prepared for this fuckin shit. this was supposed to fuckin happen NEXT year not in TWO FUCKIN DAYS.

the fuckin bunker i was building underneath the fuckin house is only half done and doesn't have a fuckin toilet.

gonna have to go to the fuckin grocery store, collect all my stuff from the safety deposit box, go to the bookstore to get all those important books that will keep us human when the world is a fuckin burnt up ball of shit. gonna have to write an abridged version of my fuckin memoirs, get a stash of meds, stock up on medical supplies, get a fuckin haircut.

seriously who has the fuckin time.

 

[SLY]

Who gets the Stanley Cup?

 

[dash]

The world will end at midnight on Saturday...

/12:30 in Newfoundland

 

[jstewismybastardson]

if the canucks are up 3 zip on the sharks after Friday night, with our cursed history, Im thinking the world will indeed end

 

[maddogmark25]

Haven't the hockey Gods punished the Flyers enough as is? I mean, we haven't won a cup in my lifetime, we go out and make a trade for Kris Ver-dweeb, and now when we might ACTUALLY get a goalie in the offseason for a change, the world has to end now?

No worries for me, I'll be drunk anyway

 

[Cmon_WTF]

oh for fuck sake.

i am not prepared for this fuckin shit. this was supposed to fuckin happen NEXT year not in TWO FUCKIN DAYS.

the fuckin bunker i was building underneath the fuckin house is only half done and doesn't have a fuckin toilet.

gonna have to go to the fuckin grocery store, collect all my stuff from the safety deposit box, go to the bookstore to get all those important books that will keep us human when the world is a fuckin burnt up ball of shit. gonna have to write an abridged version of my fuckin memoirs, get a stash of meds, stock up on medical supplies, get a fuckin haircut.

seriously who has the fuckin time.

May 21st is just the day of rapture. The actual end of the world is October 21st, so don't stress, you've got some time.

 

[buffhockey]

May 21st is just the day of rapture. The actual end of the world is October 21st, so don't stress, you've got some time.

Exactly, but it might be a long 6 months.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

If/When this occurs does that mean the Devils won? If so hell yeah!

 

[johnnytata]

what the hell does rapture mean? is that like a 6-month long acid trip? or orgasm? or psychosis?

 

[sherbert1421]

got a chuckle out of this

End of the world? How about a party instead? - US news - Life - msnbc.com

 

[KillerVee]

what the hell does rapture mean? is that like a 6-month long acid trip? or orgasm? or psychosis?

Rapture is when all the good Christians get taken away and the rest of us are left to suffer through a bunch of End of World plagues and shit while we wait for the last day on Earth.

 

[dare2be]

Rapture is when all the good Christians get taken away and the rest of us are left to suffer through a bunch of End of World plagues and shit while we wait for the last day on Earth.

When Pat Robertson is still here on May 22 I will be laughing in his face.

 

[Cmon_WTF]

When Pat Robertson is still here on May 22 I will be laughing in his face.

It wouldn't be the first time he was wrong about the end of the world. According to Mr. Robertson the world was supposed to end in 1994.

 

[mattola]

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Speaking of end of the world, has anybody heard anything about Japan lately? Is shit getting back to normal? Is the nuclear plant under control? Is the Godzilla/Zombie threat level still maxed out?

 

[SLY]

It's been quarantined. The zombie apocalypse is upon us.

 

[KillerVee]

It's been quarantined. The zombie apocalypse is upon us.

It's a good thing the CDC is looking out for us!

Zombie apocalypse? CDC gives emergency preparedness advice - latimes.com

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Is that what this whole mess is about? Maybe May 21st is the first confirmed case of the Z virus, October 21st is when they completely take over. Makes sense.

 

[maddogmark25]

The first day after, May 22nd, is the day the Canucks could make it to the Finals...which is the #1 sign of imminent apocalypse

Methinks these guys were a day off

 

[forty_three]

what the hell does rapture mean? is that like a 6-month long acid trip? or orgasm? or psychosis?

It's when the man from mars come down and eats up bars and cars and guitars.

Fab Five Freddy told me...