VP Right Again - Hafner > Your Oft Injured DH

[Jerzyjeff]

We need to get a new shortstop

Someone want to go over to the Giants board and see how much Scutaro would cost?

After what you guys put them through today, I'd say the price would be astronomical now.....

 

[Zig]

Well I guess what we see from UNO and Vp's boy Nunez

no shame in finishing 2nd to the Sox once in a while

 

[Zig]

Looks the old place took down that discussion link

 

[beefman138]

We need to get a new shortstop

Someone want to go over to the Giants board and see how much Scutaro would cost?

Waaay too much! Didn't they sign him up for 4 years? If they win another World Series, I'll admit I was wrong and agree it was a good idea to keep him for that long.

 

[chappee11]

Chappee will now take his own response, apply it to me, and in 6 months tell me how I was singing Nunez' praises...

Which you will do, anyway, if he starts playing well.

 

[beefman138]

Looks the old place took down that discussion link

So the guys that are still there can't even discuss anything there now?

What a pile of shit that place has become...

 

[Lambeau Leap]

We need to get a new shortstop

Someone want to go over to the Giants board and see how much Scutaro would cost?

If you can wait a month or so, Yuniesky Betancourt should be available

 

[Uno]

Which you will do, anyway, if he starts playing well.

because that's happened....ever

 

[heatwave31]

We need to get a new shortstop

Someone want to go over to the Giants board and see how much Scutaro would cost?

Well well well well well.... VP.. now what were you saying about reyes. And lawrie and bautista ?????? And estimated return dates...

 

[Zig]

So the guys that are still there can't even discuss anything there now?

What a pile of shit that place has become...

Yep


blessing in disguise, this board is 100x better


sucks they didn't give any notice so we could have rescued everyone

 

[Lord Scalious]

Looks the old place took down that discussion link

Saw that..

now completely Nuked.

Guess having a message board was too much hassle.

 

[Zig]

If you can wait a month or so, Yuniesky Betancourt should be available

I'll give him Steven Drew right now



right fucking now

 

[Zig]

Saw that..

now completely Nuked.

Guess having a message board was too much hassle.

I saw BigD moaning about it in another thread then checked.....gone

 

[Lord Scalious]

I'll give him Steven Drew right now



right fucking now

Wait.. with Jeter and Reyes on the DL

That make JJ Hardy the best SS in the AL east by default?

 

[beefman138]

Yep


blessing in disguise, this board is 100x better


sucks they didn't give any notice so we could have rescued everyone

That's right, man. It's like we were all living in Afghanistan, and got kicked out and sent to Hawaii. Or, we were sent to Australia as English convicts.

 

[Uno]

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking **** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Zig]

Wait.. with Jeter and Reyes on the DL

That make JJ Hardy the best SS in the AL east by default?

sad but true....

 

[black francis]

Jeter out for the season. No fucking shit

he's done

 

[Lambeau Leap]

I'll give him Steven Drew right now



right fucking now

I had Drew ticketed for the Blue Jays - that way 2 of your divisional rivals get screwed.


BTW - Any Angels fans, thanks very much for Jean Segura - kid kind of looks good. Can't believe he was being blocking by Eyrick freakin' Aybar

 

[Halos02]

I had Drew ticketed for the Blue Jays - that way 2 of your divisional rivals get screwed.


BTW - Any Angels fans, thanks very much for Jean Segura - kid kind of looks good. Can't believe he was being blocking by Eyrick freakin' Aybar

He's pretty good...but he'll be hitting around .275 in a few weeks...