Vikings 2019 Season thread

[bt08]

About 25 years ago I came home from work, took a shower and went to bed as I lay down I almost immediately felt something on my leg I thought it was a mosquito or a fly so I went to brush it away and when I did I realized pretty quickly it wasn't an insect it was a fucking bat, I jumped up screaming like a bitch, grabbed my work boot and started swinging at it until I finally hit it, it fell to the ground and I gave it one final smack with the boot. I had always hated bats before that happened but that brought the hate to a new level.

When I first moved to Texas I would leave for work about 4:45am and when I left the apartment there were always bats flying around, I would literally sprint to my car every day covering my head, I must have looked like an idiot to anyone who seen me, my girlfriend would stand out on the balcony and laugh at me nearly everyday!

aren't dracula and bats supposed to be buddies?

 

[Nosferatu]

aren't dracula and bats supposed to be buddies?

I know right, lmao!!

 

[Nosferatu]

So how big a strap on does she peg you with?

I'm not with her anymore. You interested?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I'm not with her anymore. You interested?

got pics?

 

[Nosferatu]

got pics?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I cover her like a glazed donut...

 

[bt08]

I cover her like a glazed donut...

Krispy Creme ain't got enough "glaze" for that

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Our secondary is simply fucking awful. Mike Williams is already torching us on 3rd and long multiple times.

Hughes sucks right now.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Get a huge fumble at the 11. Play it vanilla and settle for a field goal.

Great coaching.

 

[PnkPanther]

Our pass defense blows

 

[PickleRick]

My god our cornerbacks are dogshit.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

This defense is a complete fucking travesty.

Cut all these dog shit corners. Get a new coach. Lets win.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Fuck this.

Kirk is a moron. Conservative screen back fires.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Front line and Chargers TOs bailing out Mike Hughes again.

Insane touchdown there

 

[mr.hockey4242]

It's absolutely unbelievable how cowardly our coaching is.

Second straight time we got a fumble deep in chargers territory and we take zero shots. Play for field goals. Results in a Cook injury.

Fucking pussies.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Our 6 seed is almost locked up.

Gonna need a defensive miracle to win road playoff games.

 

[MTVike]

Our 6 seed is almost locked up.

Gonna need a defensive miracle to win road playoff games.

Can't see the game but the score looks pretty good for a road game.

Not impressed?

 

[GhostOfPoverty]

Fuck this.

Kirk is a moron. Conservative screen back fires.

So far, he's doing about exactly what I would expect out of him this game. We're in a road game against an underrated losing team. Not that the Chargers are amazing or anything, but they're better than their 5-8 record would indicate. He hasn't been lighting them up but he's been pretty efficient for the most part. He's not playing in a way that would lose us the game on his own.

I blame the coaching a lot more than Kirk or any other players. They're just lucky that Bailey pulled his head out of his backside and nailed 4/4 of the FG attempts they gave him plus the other two PAT attempts after missing that first one. The coaching is insanely conservative on offense, and it makes no sense.

Time and time again, Kirk and the gang have performed better 90% of the time when they unleash the offense, yet Zimmer and co. continue this bs where they only do that when the games look all but lost already anyway. Like the Seattle game, which we could have definitely won had they not kept the offense on such a tight leash for the first 3 quarters.

 

[PnkPanther]

Can't see the game but the score looks pretty good for a road game.

Not impressed?

Chargers were moving ball at will, than started turning ball over, mostly with their own stupidity over great plays

 

[PnkPanther]

Magic number is one