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Cobiemonster

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I went to take a hot cup of chocolate out of the microwave and I Coburned my hand
 
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Crosby sucks.


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Wellwood someone tell me if I'm doing this right already?
 
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Seriously, guys, if you Lovejoy, you'll love this thread!
 

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Seriously, guys, if you Lovejoy, you'll love this thread!
I would love it even more if the Google restrictions would allow us to post Barrasso photos.






/no, please don't
 

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I would Chara steak right now but its already so hot in here, my blood is about to Boyle so I'm thinking of cutting all my Ehroff. I would look so different if I cut it all Hoffman.

Allen you some money after I pay of the rest of Malone off. Wouldn't be Weiss to spend to much of the cash I earned Moen lawns.

Are those Burrows or donkeys? Is that a Meuller a horse? Oshie is a horse. Can I Ryder?

Boychuk doesn't even know it's not Palat to get a Boughner when he decides to Frolik around in a TooToo with people so Clowe(s). Hey Chuck.......that's against the Lawson!
 

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I would Chara steak right now but its already so hot in here, my blood is about to Boyle so I'm thinking of cutting all my Ehroff. I would look so different if I cut it all Hoffman.

Allen you some money after I pay of the rest of Malone off. Wouldn't be Weiss to spend to much of the cash I earned Moen lawns.

Are those Burrows or donkeys? Is that a Meuller a horse? Oshie is a horse. Can I Ryder?

Boychuk doesn't even know it's not Palat to get a Boughner when he decides to Frolik around in a TooToo with people so Clowe(s). Hey Chuck.......that's against the Lawson!

You could call out a post as the best, until someone comes along and posts one that is Bester.
 

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Crosby sucks.


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Wellwood someone tell me if I'm doing this right already?

Be patient Ladd! No need to act like you have sand in your Crosby. Here, try some of this Columbian Kane I just bought. It's at least Malkin me feel like Eaton the Barkov that tree over there.
 

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Quick....Drink this shot of Jagr. Then wash it down with a few Beers. Hope you don't Puppa your pants to Morrow.
 

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I just bought a jersey as a gift and I really hope it Fitzpatrick. He's really did Paek on the pounds, he's a lot Fata than he used to be. Iafrate gonna Wregget trying to put it on. I would hate for it to get a Rypien it.

Maybe I should just get him a hat to cover his shiny Domi...
 

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There Arnott any "Zalapski" sentences yet? I need to Tochett out with myself so I will be Bachman.
 

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There Arnott any "Zalapski" sentences yet? I need to Tochett out with myself so I will be Bachman.

Me too ... Im going to the Storr to byers a Glass of Per Djoos

Be Wright back
 

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Jussi all these puns? They're Ekblad to the bone!
 
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