Use a hockey player's name in a sentence

[awaz]

I went to the massage parlour the other day but it was kinda sketchy. She wanted to Tugnutt. I'm married so I made my way back out the dusty Rhodes I came in on.

I bet that get Suban'd from that establishment. Should've let them handle your Yandle.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I support gay rights!! I Nieuwendyk in university. She was my Kindl girl.

 

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She was my Kindl girl.

Until she got all kind of needy and quickly turned into a Nightmare on Helm Street.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Man, I thought this thread would be done quickly but none of you guys are Lehtinen it go.

 

[forty_three]

Dammit! Now I can't go...I just broke my Foote.

You can stay in the lodge and hit on all the Leddy's. Provided you didn't injure your Pecker too.

 

[forty_three]

I went to the massage parlour the other day but it was kinda sketchy. She wanted to Tugnutt. I'm married so I made my way back out the dusty Rhodes I came in on.

What was the Price? Asking for a friend. He's Kerr-ious.

 

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Ken Linseman thinks this thread is offside, but it's a real Ribeiro tickler.

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Wow. This thread has seen quite a Fleury of activity.


Not my best work, but I'm tired.

 

[forty_three]

I just pranked a french town. I filled LaFontaine with LeTang. I was rolling on LaFleur.

 

[dash]

I just pranked a french town. I filled LaFontaine with LeTang. I was rolling on LaFleur.

That was very LeCavalier of you.

 

[blindbaby]

I just pranked a french town. I filled LaFontaine with LeTang. I was rolling on LaFleur.

You should be in jail for that, but then again, you'd soon be out on Perrault.

 

[dash]

I just pranked a french town. I filled LaFontaine with LeTang. I was rolling on LaFleur.

I guess you left a bunch of Frenchmen to clean up the Momesso, eh Sergio?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

You hosers!! Knock it off!!

If I had a Nichol for every pun you guys spew out, I'd be Richer!!

 

[blindbaby]

I guess you left a bunch of Frenchmen to clean up the Momesso, eh Sergio?

Small Petit'ohs

 

[blindbaby]

You hosers!! Knock it off!!

If I had a Nichol for every pun you guys spew out, I'd be Richer!!

Even just a Penney.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Man. I was hoppin' mad at this thread and Iafrate I twisted my ankle. Now it's a little Gingras.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Don't you guys even feel the smallest Pang of regret at not conducting yourselves the White way in this thread?

 

[dash]

Man. I was hoppin' mad at this thread and Iafrate I twisted my ankle. Now it's a little Gingras.

You're feel better after spending some time in the Shawn Hyperbaric Chambers. It's really Keane.

 

[blindbaby]

I know, these are getting terRibble.

 

[dash]

Man. I was hoppin' mad at this thread and Iafrate I twisted my ankle. Now it's a little Gingras.

Are you sure you didn't pull your Hammarstrom?