Use a hockey player's name in a sentence

[dare2be]

Did you guys see who won the Raffl last night?

No one. They canceled it due to someone Riggin it.

 

[Darkstone42]

Man, this is a Gudas thread.

 

[elocomotive]

Man, this is a Gudas thread.

Yeo! D'stone got gangsta' with his sentence.

 

[dash]

I tip my Lidster to this thread as it makes me Smyl - I am Craven more puns (maybe more will come to me if I consume a few Beers).

 

[dare2be]

I'm running out of ideas. Every time I Penner a new post, I'm afraid it may be my last.

I know, I shouldn't Panik.

 

[forty_three]

I should have skipped the Bell at lunch. I had a Takko and I've been Tyutin all day.

 

[blindbaby]

Hopefully, farty_three can find a way to turn the Gasoff.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Welp. I went back to that massage parlour and this time I got the full service. Now I have Schwartz all over my Johnson and my wife wants a Dvorak.

 

[thedddd]

hon är en galen subban!

 

[chy1127]

A line that formed a sentence.

Ovechkin Laich(s) Semin!

 

[IndyAndy]

I once knew a lady named Mackenzie who I dated a few times but, in the end, I proved to be an unsuccessful Suter for her affections. I do know the guy whom she eventually married, & he refers to her as a Bolland chain.