Use a hockey player's name in a sentence

[elocomotive]

Can't believe you're Malkin us for more puns. You want some puns?! ODUYA REALLY WANT SOME PUNS?

Well, I'm not to Quick on the draw with these...so I Goc nothing.

There are lots of good ones here, but I really Laich this one!

 

[RobBase]

My youngest sister used to date Dave Legwand when he was a rookie w the Preds.

 

[dash]

Marvin Berry: C'mon man, let's play something that really Cookes.

 

[elocomotive]

My youngest sister used to date Dave Legwand when he was a rookie w the Preds.

I wouldn't be cool with someone trying to Faulk my sister.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wouldn't be cool with someone trying to Faulk my sister.

To be fehr, this was barrie good, gare i say the bester post

 

[dare2be]

Tim Horton makes good Coffey. Juneau that?

 

[juliansteed]

I'll give you 20 Nicholls for those Drapes.

 

[juliansteed]

The wife and I are getting divorced. We are selling the house, closing our bank accounts, going to Courtrnall that shit.

 

[juliansteed]

Is Cory a woman yet?

Nope, Stillman!

 

[juliansteed]

The wife and I are getting divorced. We are selling the house, closing our bank accounts, going to Courtrnall that shit.

She was too Bossy for me.

 

[juliansteed]

Welcome to Newfoundland b'y. If you're looking for someone to get shitfaced with, then Yzerman.

 

[blindbaby]

Well it's aboot time I cleaned up my house cuz it's gettin' a little Messier.

 

[elocomotive]

She was too Bossy for me.

You gotta expect a little bossiness with most women, but some are just Tootoo bossy.

 

[blindbaby]

You gotta expect a little bossiness with most women, but some are just Tootoo bossy.

That's Avery good insight.

 

[elocomotive]

Well it's aboot time I cleaned up my house cuz it's gettin' a little Messier.

Seems to be no Reimer reason to this thread, but I think Blind wins the award for a sentence that works in both an American and Canadian pronunciation (Read it both ways!).

 

[Gooch1034]

"You gotta be Jokinen? You are Malkin me sick. I go to work and come Backes home to you, Sedin around Daley, drinking Moulson and Poulin your Little Johnson......AGAIN? Damn Strait I'm angry! When will you get in through your Hedman? Do you even care your wife Kreider self to sleep last night while you Staal by saying, "Not now babe...I gotta take a Shattenkirk." Oduya O'Reilly think I didn't notice the Semin on my "missing" Victoria's Secret Landeskog? If you ever want any more Letang from me again, you Ott to Neal Downie and lick my Clitsome.....or Ellis! So hurry up because when you're Doan, I'm Cullen my sister, Rinne."



What? I couldn't sleep and was inspired by a typical conversation with my wife so go Faulk yourselves!

 

[3riverbabe]

Jeff Beukeboomed a lot of people in his career.


Mario Lemieux is super hot. (I'm female.)

 

[IndyAndy]

Does anybody know where I can buy a good used Vanek? - I frequently Haula lot of stuff around.

 

[awaz]

Jeff Beukeboomed a lot of people in his career.


Mario Lemieux is super hot. (I'm female.)

Seeing as you're a Pens fan, we already Giroux that conclusion.

 

[Comeds]

My wife says she might leave me but I think she's just Byfuglien.