Use a hockey player's name in a sentence

[elocomotive]

My wife says she might leave me but I think she's just Byfuglien.

Maybe you should Penner a love poem to Staal her from leaving you.

 

[forty_three]

"You gotta be Jokinen? You are Malkin me sick. I go to work and come Backes home to you, Sedin around Daley, drinking Moulson and Poulin your Little Johnson......AGAIN? Damn Strait I'm angry! When will you get in through your Hedman? Do you even care your wife Kreider self to sleep last night while you Staal by saying, "Not now babe...I gotta take a Shattenkirk." Oduya O'Reilly think I didn't notice the Semin on my "missing" Victoria's Secret Landeskog? If you ever want any more Letang from me again, you Ott to Neal Downie and lick my Clitsome.....or Ellis! So hurry up because when you're Doan, I'm Cullen my sister, Rinne."



What? I couldn't sleep and was inspired by a typical conversation with my wife so go Faulk yourselves!

Look at Gooch trying to Boll us over.

 

[blindbaby]

No man is a Nylund.

 

[dash]

Man, a Fleury of puns from Gooch, if he was trying to Gartner my attention, he succeeded.

 

[elocomotive]

Maybe we should go over some hockey basics for new fans.

When a player hits into another with his arms, shoulder, or hips, that is called a hit Voracek.

 

[elocomotive]

No man is a Nylund.

What is the Maata with being a Nylund?

 

[dash]

I wonder how many times a player has told a ref to Kotalik his balls.

 

[blindbaby]

Keep these going. I don't want this thread Peter Ing out to quickly.

 

[blindbaby]

That guitarist had a Nystrom, especially when he hit that Secord.

 

[elocomotive]

That guitarist had a Nystrom, especially when he hit that Secord.

Blind Baby, you play this game Wellman.

 

[forty_three]

yeah, we Ott to just step aside and let blind baby take it from here.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder how many times a player has told a ref to Kotalik his balls.

thatll Lanz you in the penalty box every time

 

[elocomotive]

I wonder how many times a player has told a ref to Kotalik his balls.

You gotta be careful, that sometimes leads to Semin.

 

[blindbaby]

You gotta be careful, that sometimes leads to Semin.

Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to Loob yourself up a little first, then.

 

[dare2be]

Are we only allowed to use Curran players, or can we use also use players from the Pastrnak?

 

[awaz]

You gotta be careful, that sometimes leads to Semin.

Every time I Pronger that happens too.

 

[IndyAndy]

I was going to Cooke some fish for lunch, but then I realized that I'm out of Tartar sauce.

 

[blindbaby]

I was going to Cooke some fish for lunch, but then I realized that I'm out of Tartar sauce.

I'd wash that down with a few Beers. Although not to many as I wouldn't want to become an alco-Holik.

 

[forty_three]

I was watching a Dukes of Hazard / 700 club special. It was weird to see Beaupre like that.

 

[Gooch1034]

That guitarist had a Nystrom, especially when he hit that Secord.

I couldn't agree Moore! The sound is so Harmonic.