Ump admits Nava was safe, Rays add Crain, the Padres actually won a game!

[Mike Oxlodge]

Here's to Chris Johnson winning the batting title. Be very afraid America.

 

[JDM]

Well, this guy warned me about a thread that was common on the E!SPN NBA Message Board. So it wasn't an issue with what I posted other than this guy is a clueless dipshit.

I disagree with most of the things he says, but you're being dumb. There's a difference between what is happening in this thread and what you were probably warned for. Hammer is pretty even about how he handles things as far as I can tell.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Um, didn't Teal say that?

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

I disagree with most of the things he says, but you're being dumb. There's a difference between what is happening in this thread and what you were probably warned for. Hammer is pretty even about how he handles things as far as I can tell.

hammer's ok

he takes the insults in stride (at least now) and gives it right back

not his fault his teams suck

 

[JDM]

Lol he hates your whole city too. He's definitely alright though, considering.

 

[Floffman]

Here's to Chris Johnson winning the batting title. Be very afraid America.

With an OPS of 0.650

 

[Rock Strongo]

hammer's ok

he takes the insults in stride (at least now) and gives it right back

not his fault his teams suck

this

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

With an OPS of 0.650

His OPS is .847

 

[Teal Swordsman]

I disagree with most of the things he says, but you're being dumb. There's a difference between what is happening in this thread and what you were probably warned for. Hammer is pretty even about how he handles things as far as I can tell.

I was warned for a thread that used a term and song that was part of the E!SPN NBA Board culture. He had it deleted and warned me. Funny thing is that he didn't delete it off of this thread...yet.

Sorry, but that is preferential treatment.

 

[Teal Swordsman]

LOL!

BTW...I stand by my statement! The Padres weren't relevant since 1984.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Lol he hates your whole city too. He's definitely alright though, considering.

were you here for his whole james worthy >>> bill russell ass kicking?

two things set him off, our Hammer

1. That comparison above. Legitimately one of the dummer things ever typed onto a message board
2. I told him about the Brit model Holly Peers........his psyche has never recovered.

I don't know which event happened first

 

[Teal Swordsman]

hammer's ok

he takes the insults in stride (at least now) and gives it right back

not his fault his teams suck

That's fine and dandy, but you don't start picking which threads to delete and warn people because you perceive that one guy is insulting your beloved Lakers and the next guy doesn't.

A Kobe Kid like HammerDown needs to grow up.

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Hey Hammer!

I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Kobe Kid!
I exaggerate,
and masturbate,
to everything Mamba did!

I don't wanna grow up,
because if I did...
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I wanna be a Kobe Kid!

 

[Rock Strongo]

so, i may have found a place...sounds...insane

in ground pool

hot tub

1 acre

one guy owns/lives in it...we know mutual people (you guys have no idea how many people i know from bouncing around over the years), he burns. $750/mo all included. i may jump. i check it out Thursday.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Hey Hammer!

I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Kobe Kid!
I exaggerate,
and masturbate,
to everything Mamba did!

I don't wanna grow up,
because if I did...
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I wanna be a Kobe Kid!

if you add "Bryant" to those lines, the flow works much better

otherwise you are butchering a classic jingle

needs work, liberace

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

so, i may have found a place...sounds...insane

in ground pool

hot tub

1 acre

one guy owns/lives in it...we know mutual people, he burns. $750/mo all included. i may jump. i check it out Thursday.

sounds like that old fart with the barn in Roadhouse

$750 a month with a pool and a hot tub?

where? mattapan?

 

[JDM]

I was warned for a thread that used a term and song that was part of the E!SPN NBA Board culture. He had it deleted and warned me. Funny thing is that he didn't delete it off of this thread...yet.

Sorry, but that is preferential treatment.

Just follow the really easily observable rules. Either be entertaining with your shit or leave. That and no alts is about all. I have not used a message board with a simpler set of rules

were you here for his whole james worthy >>> bill russell ass kicking?

two things set him off, our Hammer

1. That comparison above. Legitimately one of the dummer things ever typed onto a message board
2. I told him about the Brit model Holly Peers........his psyche has never recovered.

I don't know which event happened first

I was not. There are a couple other things he reacts to, but he follows the same rules he holds others to.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Lounge
Angry
Kobe
Employs
Regressive
Selfishness

 

[HammerDown]

Teal Swordsman, I am so angry right now I'd ban your ass if I could. Say one more goddamn word about Kobe or the Padres and I'm going straight to the site owner and if he doesn't ban you, I'm leaving here forever. This is bullshit.

 

[HammerDown]

Hey Hammer!

I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Kobe Kid!
I exaggerate,
and masturbate,
to everything Mamba did!

I don't wanna grow up,
because if I did...
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I couldn't be a Kobe Kid!
I wanna be a Kobe Kid!

"He hates Los Angeles."