Ump admits Nava was safe, Rays add Crain, the Padres actually won a game!

[RedSoxWorrld]

I thought of it when I originally did try to do it that way when I first created it, but adding "Bryant" makes it too long and kills the flow.

not if you are singing it to the jingle?

respect the material, man!

that giraffe is a cut-throat bastid

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I probably fucked Daphne.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

I probably fucked Daphne.

wasnt she the dyke in Scooby Doo?

Or was that Velma?

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Just follow the really easily observable rules. Either be entertaining with your shit or leave. That and no alts is about all. I have not used a message board with a simpler set of rules



I was not. There are a couple other things he reacts to, but he follows the same rules he holds others to.

Seems like we have a Hammer Slurper...or Slurpee.

Sorry, but if he is gonna enforce rules, he needs to do them consistently. There is no excuse for inconsistency.

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Lounge
Angry
Kobe
Employs
Regressive
Selfishness

LOL!

 

[Down38st8]

What do you mean "pushed back?" Delayed you mean? It would have been much more interesting this season if so.

I think the waiver wires are going to be heating up soon though. I wouldn't be shocked to see Jeter hit waivers.

I meant make the deadline around August 15th or so...

 

[Down38st8]

Look
At
Kobe
Raping
Every
Sista

I don't even know where to begin...stunned!

nice post Bucky...

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Teal Swordsman, I am so angry right now I'd ban your ass if I could. Say one more goddamn word about Kobe or the Padres and I'm going straight to the site owner and if he doesn't ban you, I'm leaving here forever. This is bullshit.

Buh bye. Don't let the door hit your radioactive vajajay on the way out.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

I meant make the deadline around August 15th or so...

makes a ton of sense with the extra wildcard in the mix

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Look
At
Kobe
Raping
Every
Sista

Oh this is even better!

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I don't even know where to begin...stunned!

nice post Bucky...

Look at it closely. Read the first letters of each word.

 

[HammerDown]

Seems like we have a Hammer Slurper...or Slurpee.

Sorry, but if he is gonna enforce rules, he needs to do them consistently. There is no excuse for inconsistency.

So let's review the rules, shall we, Teal?

1. Be entertaining
2. Be consistent
3. Don't say mean things about the Padres or Lakers

Teal, GTFO.

 

[JDM]

Seems like we have a Hammer Slurper...or Slurpee.

Sorry, but if he is gonna enforce rules, he needs to do them consistently. There is no excuse for inconsistency.

Lol we're not really best friends. We disagree on most everything we have been in a topic on.

But he is consistent. You just aren't familiar with the standards.

Anyways, your whining is boring. I can see why you may be going soon. I'll let you reply to the air from here on out.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Playing LAKERS acronyms is fun. Well except for some angry guy in Quahog.

 

[Teal Swordsman]

Just
benDing over for
HaMmerDown

 

[Rock Strongo]

mt. holyoke college?

no, went to school with me

 

[HammerDown]

Look at it closely. Read the first letters of each word.

I'm sure it's something very profound but I still don't get it.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Lamar
And
Kobe
Eat
Raw
Sushi


Better?

 

[Teal Swordsman]

the email I got from him says otherwise.

So I'm going to flip a coin. Heads HammerDown you are gone. Tails, teal swordsman is gone.


I'll update you if it is a best 2 out of 3, 3 out of 5, or whatever in a bit.

Just as I figured.

 

[Down38st8]

were you here for his whole james worthy >>> bill russell ass kicking?

two things set him off, our Hammer

1. That comparison above. Legitimately one of the dummer things ever typed onto a message board
2. I told him about the Brit model Holly Peers........his psyche has never recovered.

I don't know which event happened first

DO NOT GOOGLE HOLLY PEERS IF SAFE SEARCH IS OFF!!!

LOL...