Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

Rodney Dangerfield got more respect than Trump does.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I think he should switch to decaf.

Decaf only .30 cents in former eastern bloc but they call you little girl and give you iPod mini.

 

[Comeds]

you don't have Subway pizza subs down there??????
(I had to try one - you're not missing much)


also, with our free health care, you just get new lungs* if you need them.
* limited offer, while supplies last. 18 month wait period may apply. oops you're dead.

No, we don't have the Subway pizza subs (nor lungs). The ingredients are fine, I just laugh at the layer on top of the roll.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

you don't have Subway pizza subs down there??????
(I had to try one - you're not missing much).

Needs pineapple ?

 

[Comeds]

Needs pineapple ?

Only if it's on the bottom.

Cheese and sauce
Roll
Fillings
Roll
Pineapple

Side of Pepcid AC

 

[puckhead]

I don't even vape and I'm putting myself on the list for new lungs
More than 200 patients in Canada died while waiting for organ transplants in 2018: report

 

[Comeds]

Dammit! My aunt Dorothy is coming to Christmas dinner. At holiday* dinners she always used to put me in a full Nelson or some submission hold until I gave up. She's been on the west coast for years so I haven't seen her, my wifes never met her. I was hoping she grew out of that but my mother told me Dorothy wants me to get ready to tap out in front of the family.

I'll see if I can find a picture of her.

Edit- here's one


*War on Christmas

 

[Comeds]

^really long way to go just to post a picture I think is erotic.

Edit - I posted a picture I think is funny, a mod must have changed it

 

[dare2be]

Why am I getting a craving for braunschweiger?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Found @Comeds twitter account

 

[dash]

^really long way to go just to post a picture I think is erotic.

Edit - I posted a picture I think is funny, a mod must have changed it

I think it was Groucho Marx who said that he would hate to moderate a board that has him as a member.

 

[dash]

Two shootings at US Naval bases in the last three days - At least 3 dead in Pensacola, Florida this morning.

 

[dare2be]

Two shootings at US Naval bases in the last three days - At least 3 dead in Pensacola, Florida this morning.

Are there no good guys with guns there?

 

[dash]

Are there no good guys with guns there?

Nothing but good guys with guns there.

 

[forty_three]

Nothing but good guys with guns there.

Well, apparently not *all* good guys.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well, apparently not *all* good guys.

So you're saying there were some very fine people there too?!?!

 

[dare2be]

Good guys with guns would have prevented this from happening, is what I keep hearing. So there must not have been enough good guys with guns there.

 

[thedddd]

Good guys with guns would have prevented this from happening, is what I keep hearing. So there must not have been enough good guys with guns there.

Or maybe there were too many good guys with guns and they had no clue who the bad guy with the gun was.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]