Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[dare2be]

Reality is satire, since 2016.

 

[Comeds]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken!

 

[mattola]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken!

Too soon?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[thedddd]

Elizabeth Conway?

 

[puckhead]

Let me guess... Difference is, we do our own shit and you can't tell us what to do, but we still get bajillions of your dollars every year

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Either that or the vaping lobby isn't paying enough

Theyve stepped up their game !

 

[mooger_35]

Thoughts and prayers to those killed by vaping

 

[Comeds]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken!

This dumb joke came up today when someone told me of Eddie Money's death in a joke. My friend told his neighbor that joke and upset them. Years ago, thinking he knew already, I told a friend a joke about Len Bias's death and he was confused. When I explained that he had died my friend got really upset.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Saudi oil production cut by 50% after drones attack crude facilities

Yemen: We did this.
Pompeo: No, it was Iran

 

[forty_three]

 

[Darkstone42]

This dumb joke came up today when someone told me of Eddie Money's death in a joke. My friend told his neighbor that joke and upset them. Years ago, thinking he knew already, I told a friend a joke about Len Bias's death and he was confused. When I explained that he had died my friend got really upset.

RIP to Eddie Money, who's music marked my favorite part of every dance party my college fraternity had: the part where we told everyone to go home.

 

[dare2be]

RIP to Eddie Money, who's music marked my favorite part of every dance party my college fraternity had: the part where we told everyone to go home.

Mine was Closing Time. Not an Eddie Money song.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Schit show (not to be confused with Schitts Creek)

 

[Comeds]

RIP to Eddie Money, who's music marked my favorite part of every dance party my college fraternity had: the part where we told everyone to go home.

Ronnie Spector made me feel warm inside in the original video which I cannot find.

 

[Comeds]

My favorite dinosaur is the Acidophilus Rex.

 

[Comeds]

The Impossible™ FleshLight® is now available at sex shoppes across America. That’s right. There’s a FleshLight® made from plants with your name on it, and now it’s closer than ever. Find one near you.

 

[forty_three]

The Impossible™ FleshLight® is now available at sex shoppes across America. That’s right. There’s a FleshLight® made from plants with your name on it, and now it’s closer than ever. Find one near you.

FUCKIN' RICE, BOYS!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The Impossible™ FleshLight® is now available at sex shoppes across America. That’s right. There’s a FleshLight® made from plants with your name on it, and now it’s closer than ever. Find one near you.

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