Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[naslundfan19]

I guess he wants to be a pirate.

 

[Comeds]

My old drivers ed teacher

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Not sure if I should put this here or in the Felix and Bianca thread...

We have an actual journalist who credibly claims he groped her and people were just like "eh, it happened when he still looked like French Jafar so who cares".

He can do no wrong in his supporters' eyes. They could find a treasure trove of videos of Trudeau using every ethnic and sexual slur known to man in both languages and people would just be like "yeah but Scheer is Canada Trump and the other guy is brown".

 

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They could find a treasure trove of videos of Trudeau using every ethnic and sexual slur known to man in both languages and people would just be like "yeah but Scheer is Canada Trump and the other guy is brown".

I'm not sure if "person who pisses you off the least" is the correct way to vote, but if using that criteria, I'm voting for the brown guy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm not sure if "person who pisses you off the least" is the correct way to vote, but if using that criteria, I'm voting for the brown guy.

Where my Rhinos at??

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So Ontario’s population is gonna be 35 million in 50 years then?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm not sure if "person who pisses you off the least" is the correct way to vote, but if using that criteria, I'm voting for the brown guy.

I'm voting for common sense and the guy in the wheelchair.

#delbocavista

 

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So Ontario’s population is gonna be 35 million in 50 years then?

They're expecting the population of Vancouver to increase by 1 million by the year 2040. I'll hopefully be yelling at kids to get off my lawn in 2040.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They're expecting the population of Vancouver to increase by 1 million by the year 2040. I'll hopefully be yelling at kids to get off my lawn in 2040.

Your lawn will be a condo in 2040.

So will mine.

The world will be condos. We will be building new condos on top of old condos.

 

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Your lawn will be a condo in 2040.

So will mine.

The world will be condos. We will be building new condos on top of old condos.

 

[Darkstone42]

More like condominimums, amirite?

I don't even get this joke, but the portmanteau popped into my head, and I was compelled to use it.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

'Birth tourism' rising fast in Canada; up 13 per cent in one year

 

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'Birth tourism' rising fast in Canada; up 13 per cent in one year

According to CIHI, the 10 hospitals where non-resident births make up the biggest proportion of total births are all in Ontario and B.C.

The Richmond Hospital in Richmond, B.C., topped the charts in 2018-19, with the 454 births to non-resident mothers there representing 23 per cent of all births at the hospital. Three other hospitals were over 10 per cent: Mackenzie Richmond Hill Hospital in Richmond Hill, Ont., Birchmount Hospital in Toronto and St. Paul’s and Mount St. Joseph Hospital in Vancouver.

What a shocker.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

According to CIHI, the 10 hospitals where non-resident births make up the biggest proportion of total births are all in Ontario and B.C.

The Richmond Hospital in Richmond, B.C., topped the charts in 2018-19, with the 454 births to non-resident mothers there representing 23 per cent of all births at the hospital. Three other hospitals were over 10 per cent: Mackenzie Richmond Hill Hospital in Richmond Hill, Ont., Birchmount Hospital in Toronto and St. Paul’s and Mount St. Joseph Hospital in Vancouver.

What a shocker.

That’s an absolutely insane ratio. If even half of that 454 aren't paying their bill and a birth costs a Canadian hospital about $8000 that's almost $2 million in costs they're stuck with.

I don't really see why anybody other than PR's or citizens should automatically receive citizenship. Like the gap in the safe third country agreement it's just encouraging a flaunting of the good system we have in place.

 

[Darkstone42]

Oh good, Felipe Vazquez is a *********. Fantastic, exactly the news I wanted to see this morning.

Well, Pirates, release him immediately, I guess, and hope you don't have to give him $15 million severance (per his contract terms) for raping a minor. And he can burn, for all I care.

 

[puckhead]

Oh good, Felipe Vazquez is a *********. Fantastic, exactly the news I wanted to see this morning.

Well, Pirates, release him immediately, I guess, and hope you don't have to give him $15 million severance (per his contract terms) for raping a minor. And he can burn, for all I care.

Well, that escalated quickly

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]

Fire at a genetics lab sparks a huge explosion of bull semen

I bet Iran did this too.

 

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Fire at a genetics lab sparks a huge explosion of bull semen

I bet Iran did this too.

This is an udder catastrophe.