Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

We're realistically only a few years away from people saying "Happy 9/11".

Sadly you are both right.

Umm. It's Happy Memorial Day and Merry 9-11.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is Stephen Harper’s fault.

 

[dash]

So, no ban on smoking guns, but a ban on smoking e-cigarettes?!?

 

[puckhead]

So, no ban on smoking guns, but a ban on smoking e-cigarettes?!?

SEVEN people died! This is no time for thoughts and prayers, this is time for action.

Either that or the vaping lobby isn't paying enough

 

[forty_three]

SEVEN people died! This is no time for thoughts and prayers, this is time for action.

Either that or the vaping lobby isn't paying enough

Or the competition (big tobacco lobby) is paying enough.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Or the competition (big tobacco lobby) is paying enough.

Big tobacco is the largest investor in vaping companies now. And i dont think theyre doing it to kill them off.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

The NVA is running a lot of 'vaping is good for you' ads right now. Says its good for asthma.

 

[Comeds]

Hey guys, she might be a little long in the tooth but Jennifer Lopez (aka JLOPE) is in Hustler magazine this month.

Edit - correction - I'm being told shes in a movie called Hustlers that is coming out this month.

 

[Comeds]

Welcome to Baltimore Mr. President.


Protesters Erect Trump-Like Rat Balloon, Change President Street To 'Barack Obama' Avenue Ahead Of President's Baltimore Visit

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Welcome to Baltimore Mr. President.


Protesters Erect Trump-Like Rat Balloon, Change President Street To 'Barack Obama' Avenue Ahead Of President's Baltimore Visit

That's savage!

 

[thedddd]

Mike Pounce



And BS you wouldn't have had healthcare done if McCain would have approved. That vote did nothing for a future plan.

 

[Comeds]

I need to apologize. Those of you that follow me on Instagram may have watched my video in which I show my nightly skin care regimen. You may have noticed I did not actually apply any of the creams and ointments I mentioned. I thought just mimicking my routine without applying anything was sufficient. I was wrong and it wont happen again.

 

[puckhead]

I need to apologize. Those of you that follow me on Instagram may have watched my video in which I show my nightly skin care regimen. You may have noticed I did not actually apply any of the creams and ointments I mentioned. I thought just mimicking my routine without applying anything was sufficient. I was wrong and it wont happen again.

Plus, there was an inappropriate amount of nudity considering you were only mimicking putting the creams of your arms and hands

 

[Comeds]

Plus, there was an inappropriate amount of nudity considering you were only mimicking putting the creams of your arms and hands

It was my nightly regimen which I usually do in my pajamas, I am grown man I do not need people seeing my in my pjs.

 

[Comeds]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

 

[forty_three]

Trump says energy-efficient light bulbs make him "look orange," complains about how expensive they are

When someone tries to point out that he even looks orange outside he will try to use a sharpie to write "bad bulb" on the sun before yelling "FAKE NEWS".

 

[thedddd]

Trump says energy-efficient light bulbs make him "look orange," complains about how expensive they are

When someone tries to point out that he even looks orange outside he will try to use a sharpie to write "bad bulb" on the sun before yelling "FAKE NEWS".

I always like going to the comments sections for comic relief and the link above had a dandy...

Lying mainstream media at it again. Energy light bulbs are pushed by big tech companies to discolor us. Hmmm mm Think cancer??? Follow the money. Mister Trump the America people ar behind you and we will stop these globalism lightbulbs and big tech companies who are SOCIALISTS!!!!

 

[Comeds]

Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in prison in college admissions scandal

She's going to come out a changed woman, prison will do that to you.

Toni Collette would never break the law like this.

 

[forty_three]

Lying mainstream media at it again. Energy light bulbs are pushed by big tech companies to discolor us. Hmmm mm Think cancer??? Follow the money. Mister Trump the America people ar behind you and we will stop these globalism lightbulbs and big tech companies who are SOCIALISTS!!!!

I just can't even tell what is and isn't satire anymore.