Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[forty_three]

Covington Catholic student's legal team files $250M suit against The Washington Post

Oh fuck you, you little shit stain.

"The lawsuit also accuses The Post of reporting what Phillips said in interviews"

Oh noes!

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Pete wins the internet today

 

[forty_three]

So, my car is getting a heart transplant this week. It had defective pistons and rings since new and they are being replaced. In the meantime I have been given a 2019 A3 to drive.

I am so fucking annoyed at all the unnecessary electronic nannies built in. Like every time I pull into my garage, it keeps beeping warning me that something is there. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking wall. It's what makes it a garage. It also has a "feature" that turns the car off when I am stopped. So it shudders when I move again. I don't know if any of you live in a city, but stop and go traffic happens. And it's annoying. So I have been very displeased with unnecessary technology.

I can't imagine what kind of brain damage I would need to suffer that would make me download an app to tighten my shoes.




When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

 

[thedddd]

So, my car is getting a heart transplant this week. It had defective pistons and rings since new and they are being replaced. In the meantime I have been given a 2019 A3 to drive.

I am so fucking annoyed at all the unnecessary electronic nannies built in. Like every time I pull into my garage, it keeps beeping warning me that something is there. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking wall. It's what makes it a garage. It also has a "feature" that turns the car off when I am stopped. So it shudders when I move again. I don't know if any of you live in a city, but stop and go traffic happens. And it's annoying. So I have been very displeased with unnecessary technology.

I can't imagine what kind of brain damage I would need to suffer that would make me download an app to tighten my shoes.




When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

Buy this instead so when someone hits into the vehicle you won't feel it.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So, my car is getting a heart transplant this week. It had defective pistons and rings since new and they are being replaced. In the meantime I have been given a 2019 A3 to drive.

I am so fucking annoyed at all the unnecessary electronic nannies built in. Like every time I pull into my garage, it keeps beeping warning me that something is there. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking wall. It's what makes it a garage. It also has a "feature" that turns the car off when I am stopped. So it shudders when I move again. I don't know if any of you live in a city, but stop and go traffic happens. And it's annoying. So I have been very displeased with unnecessary technology.

I can't imagine what kind of brain damage I would need to suffer that would make me download an app to tighten my shoes.




When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

There should be a button to turn off the autostart. My parents keep an A3 in Portugal and it resets to the on position everytime you start it but you can push a button to turn it off. Unless they removed it.

The beeping you're stuck with I think lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Guess this didn't apply when the media was swarming Rob Ford's house off and on for two years

 

[dash]

When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

In yellow? Also, this is a '76 Porsche 912E

 

[dash]

Covington Catholic student's legal team files $250M suit against The Washington Post

Oh fuck you, you little shit stain.

"The lawsuit also accuses The Post of reporting what Phillips said in interviews"

Oh noes!

 

[thedddd]

'Go get them Nick': Trump cheers on Kentucky student suing the Washington Post for $250 million

Sandmann also said he meant no disrespect to Phillips. But his lawsuit calls Phillips “a phony war hero [who] was too intimidated by the unruly Hebrew Israelites to approach them, the true troublemakers, and instead chose to focus on a group of innocent children.”

Enough said...

 

[dash]

He realizes that the BMW plant in South Carolina is responsible for the vast majority of Beemers in the States, right?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

So, my car is getting a heart transplant this week. It had defective pistons and rings since new and they are being replaced. In the meantime I have been given a 2019 A3 to drive.

I am so fucking annoyed at all the unnecessary electronic nannies built in. Like every time I pull into my garage, it keeps beeping warning me that something is there. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking wall. It's what makes it a garage. It also has a "feature" that turns the car off when I am stopped. So it shudders when I move again. I don't know if any of you live in a city, but stop and go traffic happens. And it's annoying. So I have been very displeased with unnecessary technology.

I can't imagine what kind of brain damage I would need to suffer that would make me download an app to tighten my shoes.




When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

GF drives a new Jetta. Lovely car with one obnoxious little exception: when the outside temperature drops to 39 degrees, it brings and warns you. According to the owner's manual it's a safety feature that can't be disabled. Because I feel much safer when I'm driving down the highway and an alarm sounds suddenly, making me jump and take my eyes off the road.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

He realizes that the BMW plant in South Carolina is responsible for the vast majority of Beemers in the States, right?

This is a rhetorical question, right?

 

[thedddd]

This is a rhetorical question, right?

Seriously he thinks they are made in "Gina".

 

[forty_three]

GF drives a new Jetta. Lovely car with one obnoxious little exception: when the outside temperature drops to 39 degrees, it brings and warns you. According to the owner's manual it's a safety feature that can't be disabled. Because I feel much safer when I'm driving down the highway and an alarm sounds suddenly, making me jump and take my eyes off the road.

Exactly. First time I was pulling into my garage it started binging away and distracted me an I almost took out my rack of bikes. And if you know anything about me it's that I have a lot of really expensive bikes.

He realizes that the BMW plant in South Carolina is responsible for the vast majority of Beemers in the States, right?

And how many American companies are building parts for said Bimmers.

Or the VeeDubs in Chatanooga
Or the Hondas in Marysville, OH
Or the Toyotas in Texas, Indiana, Mississippi, etc...

 

[thedddd]

Exactly. First time I was pulling into my garage it started binging away and distracted me an I almost took out my rack of bikes. And if you know anything about me it's that I have a lot of really expensive bikes.



And how many American companies are building parts for said Bimmers.

Or the VeeDubs in Chatanooga
Or the Hondas in Marysville, OH
Or the Toyotas in Texas, Indiana, Mississippi, etc...

The first time I had a rental that had the blind spot alerting in it scared the crap out of me. Had no clue it was in the vehicle (cheap Elantra rental). I seriously thought there was an issue with the engine since I was pushing 70 in the car but no it was the constant dinging of cars passing my while they enter and exit my blind spot.

 

[thedddd]

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/trump-says-hes-no-rush-204812096.html

Now he is in no rush since no one will give him that nobel peace prize.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

GF drives a new Jetta. Lovely car with one obnoxious little exception: when the outside temperature drops to 39 degrees, it brings and warns you. According to the owner's manual it's a safety feature that can't be disabled. Because I feel much safer when I'm driving down the highway and an alarm sounds suddenly, making me jump and take my eyes off the road.

We have a newish VW and it does the same for us. Fucking annoying. Except, of course, it's in metric (4 °C); that part isn't annoying it's just fucking sensible.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

We have a newish VW and it does the same for us. Fucking annoying. Except, of course, it's in metric (4 °C); that part isn't annoying it's just fucking sensible.

That feature is annoying regardless of the temperature unit.

 

[esls79]

So, my car is getting a heart transplant this week. It had defective pistons and rings since new and they are being replaced. In the meantime I have been given a 2019 A3 to drive.

I am so fucking annoyed at all the unnecessary electronic nannies built in. Like every time I pull into my garage, it keeps beeping warning me that something is there. Yeah, I know. It's a fucking wall. It's what makes it a garage. It also has a "feature" that turns the car off when I am stopped. So it shudders when I move again. I don't know if any of you live in a city, but stop and go traffic happens. And it's annoying. So I have been very displeased with unnecessary technology.

I can't imagine what kind of brain damage I would need to suffer that would make me download an app to tighten my shoes.




When this car dies, I am buying a 1986 Porsche 911 and driving it's simplistic ass until I die.

You better not drive it on my lawn (or Bosses)

/I've never owned/leased/stolen a car without a tape deck in it, by the way