tOfficial thread of a fat HH.........

[24seven]

You are a freak of nature....

Hell I spend hundreds each weekend alone just partyin

No BS, this is the HH fat thread. I'm obsessed with minimal spending. Fact.

JJM, fwiw, beer is about 7% of my total spending. And I am a freak of nature. Fortunately, as a theatre critic I'm invited to lots of functions (free food and drinks). I also sneak beers into the bar on my karaoke nights and drink cheap shit otherwise.
I also get a few good beers a week from my dad when I go visit him.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Did you know..........

A person of "average" size burns 90 calories per hour in their sleep?

And a person of "above average" size burns more than that per hour

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Did you know..........

A person of "average" size burns 90 calories per hour in their sleep?

Is 5'9 260 average?

 

[Red_Alert]

Is Barney Rubble 5'9 260 ?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Is 5'9 260 average?

Sir, you probably burn a lot of calories in your sleep...........and I mean no offense by that.

Your entire amount of food intake will be gone and then some come morning...........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

should put me measurements in here since I really start this venture tommorow, and I can't step on the scale for 10 days though I'll want too....

260lbs
waist 53
Jean size 44
Chest 48
Bicep 17
Forearm 13.5
Thigh 26
Calf 16

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Sir, you probably burn a lot of calories in your sleep...........and I mean no offense by that.

Your entire amount of food intake will be gone and then some come morning...........

Sir....... The title of this thread implies that no offense be taken


I appreciate all of yourn guys input to this point and expect you to neg the fuck out of me if I start slackin like I did last weekend.

 

[Brasky]

Sir, you probably burn a lot of calories in your sleep...........and I mean no offense by that.

Your entire amount of food intake will be gone and then some come morning...........

He needs to start running.

Get some damn running shoes HH. Or if your knees are fucked like mine swimming is a great alternative.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

He needs to start running.

Get some damn running shoes HH. Or if your knees are fucked like mine swimming is a great alternative.

I'm buying a new pair on thursday, me old pair is killing my feet- most probably cuz they have been my fishing shoes and have been soaked a thousand times.

I've been running a mile every morning, I need to start increasing the distance but to do that I need to get my lasy ass out of bed earlier.

 

[huskers1217]

HH..sleep too. 8 hours is very important to let you body rest and heal

 

[HawkeyeHater]

HH..sleep too. 8 hours is very important to let you body rest and heal

God damn't...... can't get nothing done..



I try to go to bed between 11-12 and wake up at 6:30, run, shower, eat- out the door by 7:30

I need to get up at 6 so I can start increasing my distance, now you want me to go to bed at 10:00......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I got a fun idea........

I shall switch places with HH..............I'll start a thread for ye all to follow me while I eat nothing but cheeseburgers and drink nothing but crown and coke.......

Follow me on my quest to 270 pounds

 

[Brasky]

I got a fun idea........

I shall switch places with HH..............I'll start a thread for ye all to follow me while I eat nothing but cheeseburgers and drink nothing but crown and coke.......

Follow me on my quest to 270 pounds

That'd be so much more epic.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

ye can eat a 1/2 baconnator once a day for me sir...... I'll appreciate it

Or better yet a Amazing Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger.......



And a 44 oz coke 3 times a day minimum....

 

[24seven]

I got a fun idea........

I shall switch places with HH..............I'll start a thread for ye all to follow me while I eat nothing but cheeseburgers and drink nothing but crown and coke.......

Follow me on my quest to 270 pounds

Didn't you start a thread about your running rehab and immediately fail?
I challenge you to achieve 270 lbs.!
And if you can drop a 30" shit along the way... that's worthy of rep!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Cripes.........

I'm getting fat just reading that, HH..........seriously that is nuts.

I was drinking probably 36 oz of coke a day before I quit last week and that was a lot for me.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Don't forget thee bacon cheddar fries while your at hardees.......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Didn't you start a thread about your running rehab and immediately fail?
I challenge you to achieve 270 lbs.!
And if you can drop a 30" shit along the way... that's worthy of rep!

Yea..........me alcoholism got in the way of that.

But now I don't drink during the week anymore, and I quit drinking pop and eating anything with added sugar all together.

And I'm working out pretty hardcore. I am getting close to gettin' the abs back..........it's been a long time comin'

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I bought pickles today with no sugar added......


Never realized they would put sugar in pickles......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Coke started ruinin' my teeth too..............and I got nice lookin' teeth......

I don't wanna have to have 10 of them pulled here in a couple of years