t'Official offseason thread

[jstewismybastardson]

It also clearly illustrated why Jack Campbell is not a regular in the NHL.

and why he was put on waivers this morn

 

[esls79]

Jack Campbell >> Jared Boll

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Jack Campbell >> Empty soup bowl>>>>>Jared Boll

FTFY

 

[esls79]

FTFY

Could have also used the toilet bowl from Trainspotting instead of an empty soup bowl and it wouldn't change anything

 

[dash]

Could have also used the toilet bowl from Trainspotting instead of an empty soup bowl and it wouldn't change anything

Man, that's harsh. Not wrong mind you, but harsh.

 

[dare2be]

Oh, is it the Pens' 50th? I must have missed Steigerwald mentioning it EVERY TWENTY SECONDS during the pre-season game against the Jackets on NHL network.

I can't stand him as much as you do. At least you don't have to hear him as often. I mute him and simulcast the radio as much as I can.

 

[dash]

Oh, is it the Pens' 50th? I must have missed Steigerwald mentioning it EVERY TWENTY SECONDS during the pre-season game against the Jackets on NHL network.

Did it make you want to scratch your back with a hacksaw?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Did it make you want to scratch your back with a hacksaw?

I'm not sure about that, but I can tell from the tone of his post that 43 is NOT smilin' like the butcher's dog!!

 

[dash]

Tim Erixon on waivers today as well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dash]

1 regular season game

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

"No Taglines"

*ends missive with a tagline*

 

[dash]

When are the Coyotes going to have 'Dave Ellett Night'?

 

[forty_three]

Jack Campbell >> Jared Boll

Taro Tsujimoto >> Jack Campell >> Jared Boll

Did it make you want to scratch your back with a hacksaw?

It made me want to beat him like a rented mule.

"No Taglines"

*ends missive with a tagline*

No apologies for putting the arena in (apparently) Utah?

 

[dash]

No apologies for putting the arena in (apparently) Utah?

What's a Ute?

 

[forty_three]

What's a Ute?

From Australia.


Another place closer to Phoenix than Glendale.

 

[dash]

So is it suitable that he signs on with that batch of monkees?

Released earlier today.

/Davy Jones caught the last train to Clarksville

Edit: David Booth caught a ride with Davy as well.

 

[puckhead]

Vesey turned back, but Gudas sure didn't let up

 

[BGDave]

/Davy Jones caught the last train to Clarksville

And he met David Booth at the station

/damn song pops up on Pandora every freakin day for me. Now its stuck in my head. Again.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm inclined to blame Vesey for cutting back but Gudas is a sack of baby fart so give him two real games.

Also, this is what, incident #4 for the DOPeS already? And it's all come from established guys, not guys trying to earn a spot (the Ottawa guy probably would've been suspended but got away with it by virtue of bashing his own player's brain in). Did they fucking guys just stew all summer and say to themselves "I can't wait to get back out there and cause CTE"?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm inclined to blame Vesey for cutting back but Gudas is a sack of baby fart so give him two real games.

Also, this is what, incident #4 for the DOPeS already? And it's all come from established guys, not guys trying to earn a spot (the Ottawa guy probably would've been suspended but got away with it by virtue of bashing his own player's brain in). Did they fucking guys just stew all summer and say to themselves "I can't wait to get back out there and cause CTE"?

Pretty much this. If that's anyone other than Gudas or similar, there's probably no suspension or one preseason at most. With his history, he'll probably get something more.