tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Wednesday? Wednesday Sucks.

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

whats it like on Wednesday, guys? Tuesday is pretty good

Pretty sure Tuesdays are set for "Caption Slap."

Ya never know what you're gonna get here....




..... or miss if you blink. Spoken for truth.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

It was a joke class. OH and after I got disqualified the principal was hassling my parents to pay back the money that they spent on my test. I told them if they didn't disqualify me they could have gotten more funding.

LOL nice. Our AP class was a bit more serious. But we also had a student teacher, and she was for real crazy. So I wanted out anyway. I didn't really get kicked out, but it was a test she decided to have after the first week because we weren't taking her seriously in class. I was asked if I wanted to vacate my spot for some junior who wasn't going to piss the year away. I said sure.

Well I managed to eat most of it despite JJM's efforts to kill me, but I'm still hungry so I'm eating clementines now.

Clementines are AWESOME

whats it like on Wednesday, guys? Tuesday is pretty good

VVVVVV

your scheduled to duel pistols with forkem at dawn sir

He is in so much trouble, sir.

 

[ladyrockess]

Yep, but I'm still hungry, wtf is wrong with me?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Yep, but I'm still hungry, wtf is wrong with me?

You're eating for two? :preggers:

 

[ladyrockess]

You're eating for two? :preggers:

Not unless God impregnated me with his second son.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Not unless God impregnated me with his second son.

What happened to the 1st one?

Did he already rebel and move out of the house?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Not unless God impregnated me with his second son.

you are a gators fan

 

[KillerVee]

Human bodies don't like to be on diets. They'll start to rebel to try and get you back to where they want you to be.

 

[ladyrockess]

What happened to the 1st one?

Did he already rebel and move out of the house?

The first one was Jesus, born from some broad named Mary. Guess God is thinking it's about time for the apocalypse...

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Solution to your hunger problem: Amphetamines.

 

[ladyrockess]

you are a gators fan

Human bodies don't like to be on diets. They'll start to rebel to try and get you back to where they want you to be.

Yeah I know, I've been trying to eat sensibly - lots of veggies and fruits and that sort of thing. Guess it didn't work

 

[HighTide]

Hit the track, then you can eat whatever you want.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Yeah I know, I've been trying to eat sensibly - lots of veggies and fruits and that sort of thing. Guess it didn't work

Eat more fibrous foods; they'll fill you up.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Hit the track, then you can eat whatever you want.

That's my strategy...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Throw out the cereal and eat the box.

 

[ladyrockess]

Hit the track, then you can eat whatever you want.

Bad. Knee.

You've heard me bitch for days about how bad my leg hurts, you know I can't run!

Eat more fibrous foods; they'll fill you up.

I figured squash would work...and don't citrus fruits have dietary fiber? I had a potato for dinner too because starches are heavy.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Bad. Knee.

You've heard me bitch for days about how bad my leg hurts, you know I can't run!

You're lucky you're not a horse.

 

[IPostedWhat]

7400!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Human bodies don't like to be on diets. They'll start to rebel to try and get you back to where they want you to be.

damn rebels just made me get ice cream