tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Kinky!

Call it what it is!

It's 9pm, it's totally night!

Ugh, it's 11:19 here, Feel like I've been hit by a train. 5:00 will definitely come early.

 

[ladyrockess]

9PM is nighttime if you're over the age of 23

Fuck you, I'm only two weeks over 23!!!

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Fuck you, I'm only two weeks over 23!!!

Don't listen to him. He's too young to know what he's talking about.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[ladyrockess]

Don't listen to him. He's too young to know what he's talking about.

I want food...should I make popcorn?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I want food...should I make popcorn?

In short.

Yes.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL. I got kicked out of an AP class for picking C for every question on the first test. Class test not the AP test.

I was lazy all semester and didn't lift a finger. Our teacher was a short, buff guy (former football coach like most of the male teachers at satellite) who liked to tell disjointed, hilarious stories. He also had a pair of hulk hands, toy swords and fighter jets as teaching aids. He'd put on "Young Indiana Jones" episodes as teaching aids. We watched this hilariously backwards movie called "Smoke Signals" about Native American life on reservations. It involves people: Eating Fried Bread, Drinking, Drinking and driving around in reverse, burning down a house with fireworks while drunk, etc.

Fuck that was a good class...

Anyways the week before the exam I did the 4-5 ap practice tests over and over again. Lo and behold, I recognized about 65-70 of the questions (Out of 80.) from the studyguides and probably got an additional 5 right...

 

[ladyrockess]

Popcorn it is! Man I'm going to have to use seventy of those flosser things tonight.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

What the hell class was this?

And LOL @ Young Indiana Jones episodes!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

AP US History... Most of his stories were him talking about growing up in the Bronx and working as a welder.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

AP US History...

LOL, awesome. Did you guys make fun of the historical inaccuracies or something?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL, awesome. Did you guys make fun of the historical inaccuracies or something?

We usually took notes...

 

[ForkEmBucky]

We usually took notes...

I guess I haven't seen those episodes in a while.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

We had to write an essay on Smoke Signals for our final exam. I wrote about the movie then drew a scene from it in the leftover space.

The Scene: Right before the kid's father burns their house down in a drunken fireworks enhanced stupor, he asks his kid who his favorite indian is. So he yells, "MY FAVORITE IS NOBODY!" Then the dad socks him.

I drew the kid getting punched in the face while yelling that same phrase. Said it was an example of firm parental discipline.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

LOL

Okay.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

How's your popcorn Lady?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

It was a joke class. OH and after I got disqualified the principal was hassling my parents to pay back the money that they spent on my test. I told them if they didn't disqualify me they could have gotten more funding.

 

[ladyrockess]

Well I managed to eat most of it despite JJM's efforts to kill me, but I'm still hungry so I'm eating clementines now.

 

[li0lsh]

whats it like on Wednesday, guys? Tuesday is pretty good

 

[TheRobotDevil]

whats it like on Wednesday, guys? Tuesday is pretty good

your scheduled to duel pistols with forkem at dawn sir