tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ladyrockess]

Call for Jimmy Johns, and then offer a big tip for stopping at Kwik Trip for some Ben and Jerry's.

I don't think I have any cash...and do they have Jimmy Johns in Cali?

 

[KillerVee]

We don't have Jimmy John's out here..

 

[ForkEmBucky]

We don't have Jimmy John's out here..

Well then you're fucked.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Somebody solve this riddle for me....

The neighbor doesn't really speak much english, sweeps floors for a living, and drives a 2010 Charger....his wife drives a pimped out SUV.

 

[KillerVee]

Somebody solve this riddle for me....

The neighbor doesn't really speak much english, sweeps floors for a living, and drives a 2010 Charger....his wife drives a pimped out SUV.

Well what language do they speak?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Well what language do they speak?

Mexican.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

SHUTUP FORKEM!

 

[KillerVee]

Hey Vee guess what I was jamming to for my last few minutes at work.

OK?

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

Night, folks

 

[HTM_Crim_Crush]

Thine eyes are fucking me. Thoust shall hit the feathers. G'night, ye mighty Night Shifters!

 

[ForkEmBucky]

OK?

gah. I fucked that up. Hold on please.

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[li0lsh]

not night yet, sirs

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Thine eyes are fucking me. Thoust shall hit the feathers. G'night, ye mighty Night Shifters!

Kinky!

 

[ladyrockess]

It's 9pm, it's totally night!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I got DQ'd on my SAT's because in the space where it says "Don't Write Here" I wrote "Ok."

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I got DQ'd on my SAT's because in the space where it says "Don't Write Here" I wrote "Ok."

LMAO. Please tell me that is true.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I wish... I did get DQ'd from an AP test sophomore year of highschool for my phone going off. Probably would have gotten a 5 too...

 

[li0lsh]

It's 9pm, it's totally night!

9PM is nighttime if you're over the age of 23

 

[TheRobotDevil]

It's 9pm, it's totally night!

midnight here in the future

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I wish... I did get DQ'd from an AP test sophomore year of highschool for my phone going off. Probably would have gotten a 5 too...

LOL. I got kicked out of an AP class for picking C for every question on the first test. Class test not the AP test.