tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[KillerVee]

I don't know, It just seems like all of the people I know who take baths regularly are also depressed.

Ouch, buddy. Too close!

 

[KillerVee]

What, y'all don't share baths? Hmmm, it must be a Tennessee thing. :bathbaby:

Oh God.

He's only lived with me for less than a week and we've already had way too many uncomfortably close encounters. Like when he tried to walk into my room this morning when I had a sleepover. Ugh.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I think I'm going to take a bath Fuck it.hey Aggie any aTm receivers come close to Robert Woods numbers

 

[WestEndVol]

Oh God.

He's only lived with me for less than a week and we've already had way too many uncomfortably close encounters. Like when he tried to walk into my room this morning when I had a sleepover. Ugh.

lol, what do you mean, was you with somebody?

 

[li0lsh]

you know what grinds my gears?

it was me and a couple of boys with a few chicks dancing at a wedding in Napa last night, when all of a sudden Katy Perry's "California Gurls" comes on and every chick rushes onto the dance floor because of the song. Then they just go right back off once it's over. Fucking peasants. Whatever I rocked the dance floor all night

 

[KillerVee]

lol, what do you mean, was you with somebody?

Well, I was hoping we didn't have to have this talk so soon but...here goes!

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

 

[KillerVee]

you know what grinds my gears?

it was me and a couple of boys with a few chicks dancing at a wedding in Napa last night, when all of a sudden Katy Perry's "California Gurls" comes on and every chick rushes onto the dance floor because of the song. Then they just go right back off once it's over. Fucking peasants. Whatever I rocked the dance floor all night

California girls, we're undeniable. Blahblahblahblah.

 

[Taz_Hokie]

Well, I was hoping we didn't have to have this talk so soon but...here goes!

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

What's love got to do with anything?

 

[KillerVee]

What's love got to do with it?

What's love but a second hand e-mo-tion?

 

[WestEndVol]

My friend was changing one time and his pecker was hanging out of his boxers. Talk about awkward.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Well, I was hoping we didn't have to have this talk so soon but...here goes!

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

you didn't finish explaining to us

 

[KillerVee]

My friend was changing one time and his pecker was hanging out of his boxers. Talk about awkward.

A couple of nights ago I was talking to my brother and I was getting ready to go to bed and I did the old "taking the bra off under the shirt and out the sleeves" routine. He asked me never to do that in front of him again.

 

[WestEndVol]

But nothing was more awkward than the time I accidentally walked in on him and his girlfriend doing it.

 

[Taz_Hokie]

But nothing was more awkward than the time I accidentally walked in on him and his girlfriend doing it.

Did you awkwardly ask if they needed a hand?

 

[HighTide]

What's love got to do with anything?

Not a lot apparently.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

The most awkward thing I had to deal with was passing out and falling through my girlfriends parents door which was next to their bathroom where I was headed while they were having sex .fortunately they understood I'm hypoglycemic and my blood sugar was off

 

[WestEndVol]

Did you awkwardly ask if they needed a hand?

No, but I played it off like I didn't see anything. Till this day, he still doesn't know that I seen his big white ass pounding it. It was like 6 in the morning. I guess he was just trying to hit it before he went to work.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Good to see the nightshift getting bigger gonna have to rotate me reps around the night shift

 

[Taz_Hokie]

Can I apply for part-time? This is not the norm for me, I'm usually in bed by like 10 because I have to be up at 5am est.

 

[HighTide]

My roommate always had women over. The worst time was when him and this slut were going at on the couch in the main room. I walked in from class one day and then I just walked right back out after I saw it.