tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[huskers1217]

What do ye do for work thar 1217

Accounting work

 

[huskers1217]

Lulz

 

[huskers1217]

Irule, u still selling proactive at gateway.

 

[iruletheskool]

 

[huskers1217]

I swear that dude looked just like you

 

[iruletheskool]

i'd sell it if it paid

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

One thing I'll never be is a dadburned salesman..........that job would piss me off too much. I tried being one of them telemarketers once............I swear 90% of the country is well under an IQ of 70

 

[huskers1217]

6 bucks an hour? Maybe

 

[huskers1217]

One thing I'll never be is a dadburned salesman..........that job would piss me off too much. I tried being one of them telemarketers once............I swear 90% of the country is well under an IQ of 70

So you sold a lot?

Only idiots buy from telemarkers

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

One of the last days before I quit that job, I got a guy on the phone who was drunk and he just wanted to talk about his life...........so I let him. I was like, fuck it...........go on, sir.

Finally at 1 hour and 2 minutes into the phone call I told him I had to let him go

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

So you sold a lot?

Only idiots buy from telemarkers

I did sell quite a bit...........but these people would actually call me........I wasn't calling them. And then they'd get on the phone and want shit this way or that way.........and I'd be like "no buddy, see I can only give you this deal this way...."

They'd go into some rant about how this country is going down the tubes and blah blah.......then they'd finally make the purchase.

People just annoy me too easily when they act like that. Just call in and order the dadburned product that you saw on TV and get it over with..........quit asking for all this special shit to go along with it.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

LOL 2 boise lurkin

LOL 2 me plorst and run

 

[huskers1217]

evening bsf...didn't know you was a hit it and quit it guy.....

 

[huskers1217]

so....I needz to go find some boobs for 20k now....be back later.

 

[chucksker]

 

[huskers1217]

chuck

 

[chucksker]

hows it going?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

hows it going?

We beat Iowa.........it's going great sir

 

[chucksker]

i heard, and id not mean to take away from the team's accomplishment but...its iowa....if there is one basketball team worse than us, its probably iowa

 

[huskers1217]

fuck iowa