tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[Jack_John_Mark]

You just never hear about people mixing whiskey and orange juice..........it's always vodka and orange juice..........but whiskey and OJ is wayyyyyyyyy better

 

[iruletheskool]

LMFAO


I believe that





i hit stage 1 today when i mixed vodka and apple juice fer breakfast..

 

[iruletheskool]

do ye mix em 50/50?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LMFAO


I believe that





i hit stage 1 today when i mixed vodka and apple juice fer breakfast..

If that be stage 1, then I'd hate ta know what stage 5 be

 

[iruletheskool]

lmfao

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

do ye mix em 50/50?

No, I haven't done it for a long time, but I think I wes mixin it more like 2 parts OJ to 1 part whiskey.

 

[iruletheskool]

No, I haven't done it for a long time, but I think I wes mixin it more like 2 parts OJ to 1 part whiskey.

 

[iruletheskool]

i don't really think i'm alcoholic, guise

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

But yea, the cheapest whiskey you can get, mixed with the cheapest OJ you can get, with a few ice cubes............. = Elk Creek Water

And it tastes fucking great. We used ta call it Date r*pe Water.........because the girls would drink the shit out of it and get wasted...........and girls supposedly don't like whiskey.............lol 2 them not knowing they wes drinking it

 

[iruletheskool]

i was making strong as fuck jolly ranchers that had no alcohol taste fer the ladies that one night..


good tiems

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

For them ladies ye need to whip up a good Long Island Iced Tea mixture.............they drink that like it's candy

 

[huskers1217]

Drunks......

 

[huskers1217]

i don't really think i'm alcoholic, guise

Nope...alcoholics go to meetings en sech

 

[iruletheskool]

Nope...alcoholics go to meetings en sech

 

[iruletheskool]

i musta put a lot of vodka in this here apple juice i be drinking

 

[huskers1217]

I jelly. Getting oil changed instead of getting blitzed

 

[huskers1217]

LOL 2 none of ye having a job

I have a good job en sech. I jest plorst during work

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

What do ye do for work thar 1217

 

[iruletheskool]

i drunk plorsted on me friends fb on tuesday

this is wat he said about me being drunk on a tuesday

damn *******, i dont judge but damn lol. its all good bro

 

[iruletheskool]

dam rookies