tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[HuskerInSecLand]

I haven't had a kid ask to mow my grass since then. I don't think they've found a way to do that with a game controller.

I am picky about my yard though.

 

[Red_Alert]

I haven't had a kid ask to mow my grass since then. I don't think they've found a way to do that with a game controller.

I am picky about my yard though.

I haven't lived in a neighborhood in 18 years, hence me asking if kids still do that.

I'm on an acreage, but have 1/2 acre fenced in that I call my 'backyard'.

If I'm gonna be gone for an extended period, I'd at least get a trusted friend/colleague to do it. If they won't except money, I'll get them a nice gift as appreciation.

 

[corn train]

England vs Italia coming up pretty soon, got the Brits all hopped up

 

[gobigred]

Hello everyone

 

[Red_Alert]

Hello everyone

 

[corn train]

GRB! Oye!

 

[Red_Alert]

GRB! Oye!

Gamma-Ray Burst?

 

[gobigred]

GRB! Oye!

Afternoon sirs! How are you doing today?

 

[corn train]

Gamma-Ray Burst?

Wow, you're super close RA

Afternoon sirs! How are you doing today?

Very well, stomach full of grillings and ale

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Worlds kinda crazy sirs...

I completely detailed my truck today not even thinking about it..

but then I realized that today is the 8th year since my best friend died at the age of 18...


Every sunday we would detail our vehicles...



8 years later I still get a little depressed every time I think about it.. Having a seizure at the age of 18 is just not right...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I got absolutely toasted last night sirs........

GF was pouring thee drinks at the huge Open golf tournament that I play in every year..........she was pouring them about 90% Crown 10% Coke...........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I got absolutely toasted last night sirs........

GF was pouring thee drinks at the huge Open golf tournament that I play in every year..........she was pouring them about 90% Crown 10% Coke...........

Just right...



The huddle is about 75/25 but way better than any other bar in sc...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I is paying the price today though.......

 

[Brasky]

drink it off bro.

 

[Brasky]

Some hooligans standing around my bike in my driveway. I'm watchin 'em and if they so much as touch a mirror I will come out there and whoop their fuckin asses.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

drink it off bro.

I tee off at 3 this afternoon for the final round of the tournament......

Don't know whether or not to pack the cooler full of beer, but leaning strongly towards doing it

 

[iruletheskool]

what tourny are ye in?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Some hooligans standing around my bike in my driveway. I'm watchin 'em and if they so much as touch a mirror I will come out there and whoop their fuckin asses.

Whatcha got sir?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

what tourny are ye in?

It's a huge Open tournament.........120 golfers in it. We have guys fly in from Florida, Arizona, Texas....all over just to play in it.

I won it last year, but it aint happenin this year. I'm 10 strokes off the lead right now.