tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[Jack_John_Mark]

My dad is psycho about clean cars. I have to clean, vacuum, and wash mine once a week. And hand wax it every 4 months

This too

 

[corn train]

I have a mole tearing the shit out of the yard, I can't get rid of them, looking into traps, I hear is thee only way

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Fuckin moles......

 

[corn train]

Ha! Asshole moles

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Gotta get back ta work......

Later Huskerns

 

[iruletheskool]

Me gramps leanrt me how to hunt n fish

 

[iruletheskool]

LOL @ cuttig grass mer than once every week er so

 

[huskers1217]

stools gramps didn't teach him english when they was fishin

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

LOL @ cuttig grass mer than once every week er so

Ye should always cut yourn grass twice a week........

Ye should never have to bag yourn grass...............thee clippings is good for the yard en sech......

And thern should never be huge clumps of grass clippings left on yourn lawn after mowing..........

 

[chucksker]

stools gramps didn't teach him english when they was fishin

nor did yours Apperentley

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

nor did yours Apperentley

Yours didn't teach ye how ta spell

 

[chucksker]

stools gramps didn't teach him english when they was fishin

nor did yours Apparently

 

[chucksker]

Lolz wtf, I realized I misspelled that and clicked edit, And it just made a new post for me?!? Damn phone

 

[huskers1217]

You need a comma between yours and apparently

 

[chucksker]

You need to shut the fuck up between now and......now.

 

[iruletheskool]

me gramps is the best in thee world.

 

[chucksker]

Of course irule has to be THAT guy that still has a living grandfather

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Gotta tell ye...

These technicians are lucky I work for deere and have no authority to fire them...


because- honestly....... they don't do very good work, they have all the training but it's like they just don't fucking care.

 

[gobigred]

Right when I was about to go out and mow it started raining

 

[HawkeyeHater]

In other news, in a little over 2 hours I'll be at teh gym

7 hours for me or so.....fer the gym

LOL @ going to gyms........