tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

Make it 8 through 3 and 2/3.

Pussies.

 

[Chewbaccer]

At least they have enough pride to not be shutout by a scrub.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Acuna is gonna jack one in the 6th.

Hide & watch.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Who do we need to pull for, re: Phillies & Mets?

 

[RubinRock]

As long as the ball was in the air, how the hell was it not caught

 

[RubinRock]

Who do we need to pull for, re: Phillies & Mets?

Mets. I feel a lot better about beating the Mets than the phils.

 

[Chewbaccer]

There we go. Guess third time is the charm.

It turned out to mean nothing, but it did annoy me a bit that Donaldson stood there and watched his RBI double. Might have made it to third on the throw home if he's running out of the box, but like I said, he scored the next pitch, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Who do we need to pull for, re: Phillies & Mets?

Mets. Mets are far more likely to collapse.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Mets. I feel a lot better about beating the Mets than the phils.

Mets. Mets are far more likely to collapse.

But the Phillies have Gabe Kapler.

 

[RubinRock]

Great at bat by nick

 

[RubinRock]

But the Phillies have Gabe Kapler.

Even with him, with all that talent on the team, if they put it all together and get hot, they can put up a lot of wins. If they play up to their potential, I think it would be difficult for even that moron to screw it up.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Can't even enjoy a lead for an inning.

You can put that one on Donaldson.

The error was an inexcusable and lazy play.
Then the RBI double, he was hugging the fucking line, how does that get by him? And I hate to tell all of these infielders, but they're allowed to actually put leather on the ball when they dive every now and then. Help your pitcher out.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Biddle vs Votto. There was a 0% chance that didn't end in a walk. Biddle doesn't throw strikes and Votto doesn't chase.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck you too Flowers. Your God damn defense was supposed to be your best attribute, and you let that get by you? Seriously?

Bench yourself. At least McCann can hit.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And fuck you Biddle. How do you look you teammates in the eyes after coming in and walking the only 3 batters you face?

DFA yourself, bitch.

 

[Chewbaccer]

We deserve so much better than this coming out of the bullpen.

And fuck Snit for bringing in a guy he knows can't throw strikes in this spot.

Hate to say it, but Luke Jackson is your go to there, dumbass.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I would truly like for someone to explain to me how Jesse Biddle is on a major league roster.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck you too Parsons. Biddle met the team walk quota tonight, you can throw strikes now.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Clutch my ass.

Who the hell runs to 3rd on a grounder in the 6 hole?!

 

[Mistaken4193]

If we would have took that $23M we gave Donaldson and spent it all on Bullpen we would be serious WS contenders this year