tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

And what happened to McCann being so good with pitching staffs? I heard that was a main reason we brought him back.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Wild pitch.

7-2

 

[Chewbaccer]

Another hit.

8-2.

This was a 2-2 game with 2 outs in this inning.

Please kill yourself in the locker room, Parsons.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Honestly in shit like this, I don't know why we don't just forfeit. This game is a lost cause, forfeit now, take the loss what would have happened anyways and save what we call a pen for game 2 when we have a rookie going against another really good starter.

But this losing streak is gonna last a while. We're not hitting, and we sure as hell ain't pitching.

 

[Chewbaccer]

You're out fucking star Acuna, that pitch was down the middle. How do you not even flinch at that?

I get the feel that Snit has lost the clubhouse. If they're trying, they're sure fooling me.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Gonna be a long fucking year.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Of course McCann's first homer of the year was a complete throw away homer that meant nothing.

Try hitting some when it's still a game.

 

[Chewbaccer]

But if there's one thing I've seen from this game, that Webb dude we called up from AAA and Josh Tomlin look like they could be decent relievers.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Gonna be a long fucking year.

You can thank our piece of shit GM.

I hope he gets hot and turns it around, but I'm starting to dislike Donaldson more and more each game.

Sure would have been nice to have added a couple arms to the bullpen.

And Folty hasn't had any setbacks, but they keep pushing back his return date with no explanation. It would be nice if they wouldn't flat out lie to us too.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Fucking Teheran.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fucking Teheran.

He was pretty shitty today. Wes fucking Parsons couldn't even get us a single out to keep it a 4-2 game after he got ahead of his first batter 0-2, only to walk him.

Rest of the pen was ok though.

Get 4 runs off of Kluber and it doesn't even matter. Frustrating as hell.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I've already given up on ever winning another game with this bullpen, but I'm hoping for a strong performance from Touki.

Never comfortable with a rookie starter though.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Still don't like Donaldson in that 2 spot. Should be Swanson or Camargo in my opinion.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

He was pretty shitty today. Wes fucking Parsons couldn't even get us a single out to keep it a 4-2 game after he got ahead of his first batter 0-2, only to walk him.

Rest of the pen was ok though.

Get 4 runs off of Kluber and it doesn't even matter. Frustrating as hell.

Not gonna get on Parsons ass for today. He’s been the pen’s best in this young season. Was due to have a bad one.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Not gonna get on Parsons ass for today. He’s been the pen’s best in this young season. Was due to have a bad one.

There's a bad one, and there's giving up 4 runs without getting a single out.

Luke fucking Jackson has been our best reliever(well, really Touki was, but he's a starter now)

 

[Chewbaccer]

Decent chance we get shutout tonight.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck off Donaldson.

No need to fucking steal there.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I think Donaldson's about due for a game off.

Good God, even when he gets on base he fucks up.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And Touki better get the same strikezone Bauer did.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

“....at the next Braves home game, the first 15,000 through the gates get to punch Alex Anthopolous in the face.”