tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

When it rains, it fucking pours.

Knew it was gonna be a bad inning when that call got reversed.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

EARN YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

JFC!! Why won't these guys throw strikes? I don't get it.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

And he hits a batter to load the bases .... what else is on tv tonight?

 

[Chewbaccer]

I don't give a fuck if you're a rookie. Nut the fuck up and do your God damn job. Every God damn pitching prospect we've had in this rebuild has turned out to be a huge fucking pussy. Nobody wants to step up when the God damn team needs them. Option his bitch ass back to AAA and he'd better throw 3 perfect games down there before he's called back up.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Max Fried and Folty are the only pitchers we traded for in the rebuild that have shown me anything for more than a game or two here or there. The rest have been overrated trash. Soroka hasn't been bad when he's on the mound, but he's a brittle bitch.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And God damnit Ozzie, you know you're fucking allowed to actually make the God damn play when you dive every now and then. Every fucking time he dives, it goes under his glove. Time it out better. The God damn team needs you to step the fuck up, because obviously your pitchers aren't going to.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Don't sit in the dugout you fucking bitch, get your fucking ass in the locker room and pack your shit and head to Gwinnett.

Wish we would have flipped this motherfucker for a decent middle reliever.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck you too Carle.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Just out of shere odds you'd think they'd eventually hit one right at someone.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If the God damn team plane crashed, would we really be that much worse off?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Fuck you Braves. Fuck you Liberty Media. Fuck you Snitker. Fuck you vacant pitching coach. Fuck you Charlie Leibrandt. Fuck you Anthopolous. Fuck you Russ Nixon. Fuck you entire Braves bullpen. Fuck you Gene Garber. Fuck you Jeff Francouer. Fuck you Jeff Treadway. Fuck you Donaldson.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Freeman....you ain’t shit!

 

[Chewbaccer]

I don't know why I'm still watching, but Donaldson and Freddie just had back to back strikeouts swinging at pitches that were nowhere near the strikezone. Tell me they're not mailing it in.

 

[Chewbaccer]

The two catchers and Markakis are the only players on the whole team that showed up today.

Carle did good for what he is in relief.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And fuck Indians fans and their gay ass soccer chant.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Do it in a spot that matters, Sobotka.

Kind of annoys me that he strikes out the side in a 6 run game, but gives up at least 3 runs every time the game is close. That tells me the stuff is good, and there's nothing mechanically different from last year when he was unhittable, he's just another on the long list of pussies on this pitching staff.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And Acuna strikes out on a pitch nowhere close to the zone. That's 3 in a row from our 3 supposed MVP candidates.

And notice Bauer had 110 pitches to start the 7th and he's still out there. That's a pitcher that isn't a pussy and a coach that isn't a pussy.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I’d bet real money that Bauer has sucked a dick or two in his day.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

You SUCK Freeman.