tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Mistaken4193]

Come On Dansby!!!

 

[Mistaken4193]

FUCK YOU AUSTIN RILEY, YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC

 

[Mistaken4193]

OH AND FUCK YOU TOO BRIAN MCCANN, ANYBODY EXCEPT MAYBE TYLER FLOWERS COULD HAVE MADE THAT TAG

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Don’t forget about Swanson. No hitting fucker.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Why is Swarzak pitching? Shit.

 

[gobigred]

Swarzak blows

 

[Mistaken4193]

Swarzak ain’t been flood since the ASB. He sucks

 

[jvett77]

Philly September power. Nine blasts in two games. You guys gonna beat the Dodgers next month?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

This game was the official “pitch all the shittiest sum bitches on the Braves roster” night.

Only one not to see the mound was Minter, who’s pitching is about as pleasant as eating diarrhea.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I sure hope Julio Fucking Teheran is in the bullpen for the playoffs.

 

[RubinRock]

Markakis recalled with Bryce Wilson and Kyle Wright. Johan dl’d with shin fracture. Jesus fuck that sounds painful

 

[Mistaken4193]

Dansby has been pathetic since he came back

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Just got in. How’d the score come to be 3-0?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Throwing a fucking 1-hitter & gets pulled?!

 

[Mistaken4193]

Nice Win.


Magic Number: 6

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

 

[Hitman Hart]

great night for america last night

Braves beat the Nats and the Deacs beat the Heels

MURICA

 

[Mistaken4193]

Well, Charlie just hit in the face squaring up to bunt. Looks like he will be out a whule

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Well, Charlie just hit in the face squaring up to bunt. Looks like he will be out a whule

Hate it for him.

However, Braves won’t miss his bat. Think he’s gone 0-fer summer.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Magic Number 4!!!! Probably will clinch vs Phillies. And after all the Cocky shit they talked all offseason and after the 1st series of the year, it’s appropriate