Stop popping the God damn ball up and make some God damn actual contact. Stop treating this brittle bitch like he's Sandy fucking Koufax. He's a fucking traitor, treat him like one.
We might have the best offense in the majors against bullpens. That's great, but it would be nice if we could score some runs off starters every now and then too. I don't remember the last time we had an easy win. We either lose or win in stressful as fuck games. How about an 8-2 win every now and then?
And fuck Josh Donaldson's baserunning. Seriously. How many outs is he gonna cost us on the base paths? Freddie and Acuna get back easily, but for some reason Donaldson decides to just go for it on a line drive at the short stop. He can hit, but God damn is fucking stupid.