tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

Win or lose, I hope win hit a home run in this game and I hope whoever hits it watches it until it lands, and moonwalks around the bases, and gives Contreras the suck it sign when they cross homeplate.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Damnit RILEY YOU GOTTA SCORE ON THAT!!

 

[Mistaken4193]

Fucking Pathetic Flowers

 

[Mistaken4193]

Thanks Riley and Flowers. Y’all cost us a run this inning

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Julio Teheran ain’t worth the toilet paper I wiped my ass with a couple hours ago.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Everybody hits Julio Teheran. He doesn’t deserve to pitch for a contender. He’s more suited for the Orioles, Marlins, or Mariners.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

FIVE STRAIGHT FUCKING CUBS ON BASE, Teheran. FIVE!!!!

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Win or lose, I hope win hit a home run in this game and I hope whoever hits it watches it until it lands, and moonwalks around the bases, and gives Contreras the suck it sign when they cross homeplate.

You know Acuna and Donaldson would! It would be glorious

Of course our assholes are puckered up at the sight of Lester

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Anybody who thinks this grapefruit throwing buffoon is a good pitcher is a fucking idiot.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

You know Acuna and Donaldson would! It would be glorious

Of course our assholes are puckered up at the sight of Lester

Doesn’t matter. There’s an A-ball caliber pitcher throwing the Cubs some batting practice in the bottom of the 5th.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I wanna see you assholes defend this shitty, motherfucking pitcher.

 

[Mistaken4193]

I wanna see you assholes defend this shitty, motherfucking pitcher.

Nobody ever said he was an Ace. But he is still a very good option for a #4 or #5 starter. Your dumbass doesn’t even think he is worthy of being in the Majors

 

[Mistaken4193]

Wow...2nd and 3rd 0 outs and we are gonna get ZERO runs

 

[Mistaken4193]

Wow...2nd and 3rd 0 outs and we are gonna get ZERO runs

I’ll gladly eat that crow

 

[bamafan4evr12]

There ya go Nick! Chip away, get to their bullpen, don't let our bullpen blow it

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

0-3, Freeman.

ZERO FOR FUCKING THREE!!

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

The K King

 

[Mistaken4193]

0-3, Freeman.

ZERO FOR FUCKING THREE!!

Honestly what do you bring to this fucking board? You are either downgrading our players or talking about wanting to suck someone’s dick. What do you bring?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Honestly what do you bring to this fucking board? You are either downgrading our players or talking about wanting to suck someone’s dick. What do you bring?

Uh.....what?!

 

[bamafan4evr12]

0-3, Freeman.

ZERO FOR FUCKING THREE!!

You realize Freddie is having an MVP caliber season, right?