tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

As bad as our bullpen has been, if you look around the league, we don't have it as bad as a lot of teams.

Bullshit. It’s bad.

 

[RubinRock]

910 first pitch. What a joke

 

[Chewbaccer]

910 first pitch. What a joke

I might stay awake for the first 3 innings, but if it's anything like last night, they'll play better when I'm asleep.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Well, Kimbrel isn't coming. He's going to the Cubs pending a physical.

 

[RubinRock]

Throwback

 

[gobigred]

As bad as our bullpen has been, if you look around the league, we don't have it as bad as a lot of teams.

Bullshit. It’s bad.

Chewbaccer is right. Lot of teams are worse than the Braves. Braves bullpen with 16th best bullpen ERA.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I might stay awake for the first 3 innings, but if it's anything like last night, they'll play better when I'm asleep.

Suck it up, asshole. Watch your team.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Damn, son.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Gausman,

You are a piece of shit. You have no business being in uniform on a team that contends for a division. If I were you, I would donate the last 2 month’s pay to an organization that really needs it. After doing that, I would travel to shark infested waters, cut myself, then jump in.

Signed,



The human race.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

For the love of all things holy, bring up Wright & get this no talent son of a bitch out of a Braves uniform! FUCK!!

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

The Cheraw Braves likely have a better pitcher than Kevin “Suicide is my best Option” Gausman.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

8 hits through 2 innings. You are not a major league pitcher.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

So if he doesn't perform when you're watching, he's overrated? I never see Mike Trout do anything because he plays past my bedtime on the west coast. Must be overrated.

Baseball-Reference has a stat called Situational Wins Added. It weighs how the player performs taking into account how important that at-bat or situation is. Freddie Freeman ranks 10th among all active players only behind Pujols, Miggy, Votto, Trout, Braun, Goldschmidt, Stanton, McCuthchen, and Encarnacion.

I get it man, you don't like Freddie. Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But calling him overrated just isn't true. I'd even say he's slightly underrated.

There it was. Right there.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Are none of you other assholes watching this?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

10 hits through 3 innings. This wasted load makes Teheran look like Juan Marichal.

 

[Hitman Hart]

Gausman is horrible. Give Touki or Newk his spot in the rotation.

 

[Hitman Hart]

For the love of all things holy, bring up Wright & get this no talent son of a bitch out of a Braves uniform! FUCK!!

Wright has been horrible in AAA this year and he got destroyed last night.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Wright has been horrible in AAA this year and he got destroyed last night.

Damn.

How’s Anderson doing?

 

[Hitman Hart]

Damn.

How’s Anderson doing?

Way too early to call up Anderson. He's not even in AAA yet.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Way too early to call up Anderson. He's not even in AAA yet.

I know, but how’s he doing?