The Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Be...

[Hank Kingsley]

People have different tastes is all I am saying other wise all cars would be one color.

Roger.

But I still can't figure out how Timberlake got big.

I guess nose picker girls have influence.

 

[msgkings322]

Read my lips.

Not my style.

How the fuck can I read your lips over the internet? I'm just saying expand your horizons a bit. Or don't, whatever man.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

How the fuck can I read your lips over the internet? I'm just saying expand your horizons a bit. Or don't, whatever man.

I won't.

Just not into Prince. Sue me.

Don't like hip hop or rap either.

Strongly dislike cutsie girlie screechers as well.

 

[Carnzo]

I want them to dig up Frank Zappa for the show.

 

[Carnzo]

Or KISS, that would be fun for us old fogies
.
But I suppose the smoke clouds from their show would stop the game at the half for hours.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I want them to dig up Frank Zappa for the show.

Maybe he could do Dinah-Moe Humm.

 

[OregonDucks]

Shocked it wasn't Imagine Dragons.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

will be.... fast forwarded through after I record the first 90 minutes of the game and shut everything off.

 

[huskers1217]

Rihanna and Pink Both Turned Down Super Bowl Halftime Show (Exclusive)

 

[huskers1217]

Shocked it wasn't Imagine Dragons.

not shocked you listen to imagine dragons

Imagine Dragons' Dan Reynolds Calls Out Eminem's 'Hateful' Language: 'It's Never Okay'

 

[YankeeRebel]

Rihanna and Pink Both Turned Down Super Bowl Halftime Show (Exclusive)

Well thank god for that.

 

[steelerssb]

Rihanna and Pink Both Turned Down Super Bowl Halftime Show (Exclusive)

Hang on

>She sucks
>She's the real racist
>They never liked her anyway

There we go.

 

[iowajerms]

Isn't that the time to take a dump and get more food?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Isn't that the time to take a dump and get more food?

It's when I make my big move to catch up to Live TV on my recording.

Two 15 minute skips and I'm in the 3rd quarter....

 

[Battlelyon]

Imagine Dragons' Dan Reynolds Calls Out Eminem's 'Hateful' Language: 'It's Never Okay'

 

[Battlelyon]

Rihanna and Pink Both Turned Down Super Bowl Halftime Show (Exclusive)

Great looking out, they did the world a favor.

 

[Debbie Does]

Does it have to be a stupid music act? How about a catapult contest. Last Catapult Standing?

There used to be a pumpkin chucking contest around here, but some dipshit reporter first snuck into the Off Limits competitors only area, then got hurt by an exploding trebuchet, and then sued the festival. No contests since.

 

[shopson67]

Does it have to be a stupid music act? How about a catapult contest. Last Catapult Standing?

There used to be a pumpkin chucking contest around here, but some dipshit reporter first snuck into the Off Limits competitors only area, then got hurt by an exploding trebuchet, and then sued the festival. No contests since.

Not so sure they want to run through pumpkin innards throughout the second half.

 

[Dude]

Are we the only house hold that goes out and throws a football around during halftime?

Good advice. And, put the burgers on a perfectly heated grill. Go back in and chomp down.

 

[Yo Tee]

Welp, the Halftime show just got a whole lot better.....NOT!

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