The PAC12 THREAD v.2

[mrwallace2ku]

Speaking of you working for a brewery, the other night I went online to do a search to see if anyone else was using the name 'wiz o nater' for anything else and found something that shocked me, horrified me, and then made me laugh...

whizzinator

Laughed my ass off when I found out what it is used for. Hint: I have a feeling Mamba and Wallace might find the need for one at some point given some of their activities.

YOU sir are droppin like a rock on my fav poster list...(see-n-listen too: Tom Petty "Free Fallin Now)

 

[WizardHawk]

YOU sir are droppin like a rock on my fav poster list...(see-n-listen too: Tom Petty "Free Fallin Now)

You don't partake in smoking some green? Didn't know that would offend you. Is it that, or the thought you might have to beat a piss test some day?

I guess it's been a long time since I was around that culture. I had no idea they had fake dicks with artificial piss you could use to beat a test. Just found it funny for some reason.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

You don't partake in smoking some green? Didn't know that would offend you. Is it that, or the thought you might have to beat a piss test some day?

I guess it's been a long time since I was around that culture. I had no idea they had fake dicks with artificial piss you could use to beat a test. Just found it funny for some reason.

Gave that up years ago...Offended? Hard to peel away this thick skin. I delted the link at first site and didn't realize that was the jest of it Whiz, lol @ finding out what it really was. I'm sure some PO has seen it all before.

 

[WizardHawk]

Gave that up years ago...Offended? Hard to peel away this thick skin. I delted the link at first site and didn't realize that was the jest of it Whiz, lol @ finding out what it really was. I'm sure some PO has seen it all before.

That's why I said I was first horrified and then laughed my ass off. It sure didn't look like a device to beat a drug test.

I guess that's why they make NFL players now strip from the waist down for their tests. Thought that was a bit over the top and now I see why.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Bumping, its slipping down the board...

 

[seahawksfan234]

You don't partake in smoking some green? Didn't know that would offend you. Is it that, or the thought you might have to beat a piss test some day?

I guess it's been a long time since I was around that culture. I had no idea they had fake dicks with artificial piss you could use to beat a test. Just found it funny for some reason.

Boy Wiz, you sure have been out of the game for a while if you didn't know they had fake cocks for drug tests.

 

[WizardHawk]

Bumping, its slipping down the board...

I guess talk of fake penises and artificial urine killed it?

 

[seahawksfan234]

I guess talk of fake penises and artificial urine killed it?

I'm sure there have been weirder topics on this thread.

 

[mcnabb7542]

I guess talk of fake penises and artificial urine killed it?

Not gonna lie man, yesterday when I looked at your post I honestly thought it was a sex toy, didn't go until earlier today after Wallace said something and I read that its a fake penis to pass a drug test, that bastard is making millions...

 

[WizardHawk]

Boy Wiz, you sure have been out of the game for a while if you didn't know they had fake cocks for drug tests.

I helped manage a few grow operations back in the day and was a regular smoker. Haven't smoked it in about 15 years or so. Been 20 years since I was part of any growing operations. I helped setup lighting, CO2, ventilation, etc for a couple of big houses up here. Never had the patience for doing it myself, but I loved spending other peoples money on expensive equipment.

But I never worked at places that did drug testing back then. If they had that stuff at that time I had no idea.

 

[WizardHawk]

I'm sure there have been weirder topics on this thread.

Many, many times.

 

[seahawksfan234]

I helped manage a few grow operations back in the day and was a regular smoker. Haven't smoked it in about 15 years or so. Been 20 years since I was part of any growing operations. I helped setup lighting, CO2, ventilation, etc for a couple of big houses up here. Never had the patience for doing it myself, but I loved spending other peoples money on expensive equipment.

But I never worked at places that did drug testing back then. If they had that stuff at that time I had no idea.

It's funny because despite being in a top fraternity and partaking in all the activities that entails, I've never smoked weed in my entire life. A lot of the stoners I know are complete morons and I was always paranoid that if I smoked I'd become lazy and stupid LOL. I've got nothing against it, I just made the decision that being a raging alcoholic on the weekends was enough for me.

 

[Vitamike]

whats up yall. long weekend on the coast. awesome times!

Speaking of you working for a brewery, the other night I went online to do a search to see if anyone else was using the name 'wiz o nater' for anything else and found something that shocked me, horrified me, and then made me laugh...

whizzinator

Laughed my ass off when I found out what it is used for. Hint: I have a feeling Mamba and Wallace might find the need for one at some point given some of their activities.

I think you had it right the first time Wiz!

Those prosthetic penile wannabes aren't looking too flaccid.

I'm extremely conscious of my grammar simply because I don't want to look bad if I call someone else out for it. I posted a thread about the study that shows 25% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth and almost accidentally posted "25% of Americans believe the Earth revolves around the sun." The irony would have been ridiculous.

But "extremely conscious" to me consists of just making sure I use it correctly as it flows from my fingertips. I rarely proof read a post before I post it. I've been told by anyone who has read anything academic I've written that I am an excellent writer and it is kind of funny because I 100% attribute that to the years of posting on different sports forums. Graduated summa cum laude from UW and then obtained a JD/MBA from Stanford and yet I would probably fail a 3rd grade writing class because I couldn't tell you the difference between a verb and adverb, all my writing skills come intuitively from the repetition of 5,000 posts a year since I was in high school. I don't know a damn thing about sentence structure, but I know how to write properly. At least my $100,000+ in student debt tells me I do.

Those are too long ass sentences back to back there seahawksfan!

Especially that second one, it's a doozy!

My nemesis has always been spelling and like you, I believe I've made strides by posting and such. LOL just simple words like oh lets say nemesis, doozy and flaccid... who knew two 'C's' were in flaccid?

It's funny because despite being in a top fraternity and partaking in all the activities that entails, I've never smoked weed in my entire life. A lot of the stoners I know are complete morons and I was always paranoid that if I smoked I'd become lazy and stupid LOL. I've got nothing against it, I just made the decision that being a raging alcoholic on the weekends was enough for me.

 

[mcnabb7542]

I'm sure there have been weirder topics on this thread.

it's the off season and our mod let's us be us, ( to a certain degree :rollseyes

On a brighter note, I am officially 45 days away from storming the beautiful beaches of Maui...

 

[SUBuddha]

it's the off season and our mod let's us be us, ( to a certain degree :rollseyes

On a brighter note, I am officially 45 days away from storming the beautiful beaches of Maui...

Lucky Bstard, My wife has decided it will be "fun" to take our 5 and 2.5 y/o kids to Disney for spring break, just what I want to do on the one week when I can actually get my research done.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Lucky Bstard, My wife has decided it will be "fun" to take our 5 and 2.5 y/o kids to Disney for spring break, just what I want to do on the one week when I can actually get my research done.

Disneyland is next year, though the wife keeps questioning me as to "if I'm gonna be ok with standing in long lines and all the people?" " Honey" I respond, " I'm just gonna carry around my Nike water bottle, and take in all the views."

Of course the water bottle will be filled with beer and my glasses (dark will be on)...:rollseyes:

 

[mcnabb7542]

44 more days...... Just saying

 

[WizardHawk]

Damn, USA women's hockey team coug'd it. Up 2-0 in the 3rd period they gave up 2 to go to overtime where they ended up losing.

 

[wazzu31]

Damn, USA women's hockey team coug'd it. Up 2-0 in the 3rd period they gave up 2 to go to overtime where they ended up losing.

It would've been laughable if they dawg'd it and lost a 18 point lead

 

[WizardHawk]

It would've been laughable if they dawg'd it and lost a 18 point lead

That might have been funny if it wasn't for your last bowl game... You know, that first bowl game in a decade that you dropped a 15 point lead with only a couple of minutes to go? Yeah, that game.

I mean you do remember you had a 22pt lead in that game and lost to Colorado Fucking State right?

I'm afraid that game fully cemented the term coug'n/coug'd it for at least the next 50 years.