The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[BigRedMoe]

Tried to order the hat. Dey outta my size.

 

[Skerpokes]

Does anybody here watch the NBA?? Good God I find it unwatchable these days. I watched about 5 minutes of the Warriors and Pelicans last night before bed and I swear to god all the did was dribble down the court and launch up a three. I probably saw 15 three point attempts in 2 minutes of game time. No offensive scheme, just go down and shoot.

Then I saw this morning that the Rockets attempted 70 three pointers last night alone. 70!!! There were 106 three point attempts combined in that game!

Unwatchable.

 

[Red_Alert]

Don't know that I've ever watched more than a couple minutes of an NBA game. Even during the play-offs.

 

[HuskerPower52]

LeBron hates white people

 

[Red_Alert]

LeBron hates white people

You'd hate your 'slave owners' for forcing you to play basketball too.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Haha, I about shit when he said that.

Slave: uh hey boss you think we can get a glass of water today?

Slave owner: no (insert derogatory statement/word) you gonna hang today.

NFL premier RB/slave: I am turning down a 70 million dollar over 5 years, 45 million guaranteed over the first three years. and I'm not playing untill I get a 17 million dollar a year contract over 5 years.

 

[corn train]

Hot turb brats tonight, what’s good hose?

 

[Tomhusker]

Dafuq is a turb brat?

 

[corn train]

Dafuq is a turb brat?

The foil pan “hawt turb” filled with beer onions garlic and of course brats, blanch them for like an hour, take them out and sear over coals then back to the tub for at least an hour, proper

 

[Tomhusker]

The foil pan “hawt turb” filled with beer onions garlic and of course brats, blanch them for like an hour, take them out and sear over coals then back to the tub for at least an hour, proper

That actually sounds delicious. I'll have two.

 

[corn train]

That actually sounds delicious. I'll have two.

I can’t cook them any other way once I’ve had it like that, finish it with kraut mustard and celery salt, mine as well be in Milwaukee

 

[corn train]

It started snowing so I had to get my rig under the patio

 

[Tomhusker]

Hard pass on the Kraut. Mustard is all I need.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Now I want to start drinking, should I?

 

[corn train]

Now I want to start drinking, should I?

I started much earlier today but I literally just quit last night, right before bed, at some point

 

[gobigred]

Now I want to start drinking, should I?

 

[corn train]

Hard pass on the Kraut. Mustard is all I need.

Respectable, I’ve turned people who would never eat kraut but now cannot pass only with the brat and mustard, not my wife, but normal folks

 

[HuskerPower52]

Ct you quit drinking?

 

[corn train]

Ct you quit drinking?

Not yet, but I will certainly later tonight

 

[HuskerPower52]

I'd have to get up and go get it from the gas station. I would like a breakfast beer though