The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[HuskerInSecLand]

Because if everyone can drink out of the milk jug you get everyone's dribble in your milk. Having your own cow is much better than sharing a community cow.

 

[HuskerPower52]

You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it.

I know that doesn't apply but Tommy Boy quotes are great

 

[Red_Alert]

Isn't R_A a contractor? Maybe not the kind you need tho.

LOL

I sub for a defense contractor. I work in electronics.

 

[Red_Alert]

He is, but he took a shit in @Exorbitant’s sump pump, so maybe not the right choice.

That wasn't me. I had one of my people of color that I pay cash under the table do it.

 

[Tomhusker]

LOL

I sub for a defense contractor. I work in electronics.

Maybe he needs his TV programed. Or a wireless sound system installed. Or new batteries in a remote control.

Ya just never know.

 

[Red_Alert]

Maybe he needs his TV programed. Or a wireless sound system installed. Or new batteries in a remote control.

Ya just never know.

I ain't cheap.

 

[tometom]

too lazy to make a new thread in Fantasy forum. I actually thought this would be a fun game over here, but not that sure about actually wanting to run it.

So, i'm in an odd Fantasy Survivor League and have never made it this far. It's not surviving by teams, but by picking players. Here's how it works: You select 1 QB, 1 RB, and 1 WR/TE every week (never using the same guy twice and not repeating someone else's triplet in that week either). Then we boot the bottom 2-3 guys by score every week until we get to 3 people left for the final week. The scoring is 0.5 pts per passing yard, 1pt per rushing/receiving yard, 30 pts for throwing a TD, and 60 pts for running/receiving TDs.

I'm torn between Mack and Henry at RB. I was thinking Luck at QB so don't know if i want to double down on the Indy offense by taking Mack too. My other thought at QB was taking a long shot on Allen and hope he keeps rushing the way he did in weeks 12-14.

I'm definitely going Smith-Schuster at WR.

Spoiler: Everyone i have used

week 1: MMariota     JMixon       BCooks
week 2: RWilson      MGordon      ABrown
week 3: MRyan        LMiller      GTate
week 4: EManning     AKamara      JJones
week 5: BBortles     CMcCaffrey   JBrown
week 6: TBrady       KHunt        DHopkins
week 7: JWinston     TGurley      AThielen
week 8: ADalton      JWhite       OBeckham
week 9: KCousins     NChubb       THill
week10: PRivers      SBarkley     MThomas
week11: CNewton      DJohnson     ACooper
week 12: DBrees       EElliott     MEvans
week 13: PMahomes     PLindsay     CDavis
week 14: BRoethlisb   AJones       KAllen
week 15: JGoff        CCarson      TKelce

Spoiler: Example scoring the last 2 weeks:

the penalties were because guys were late getting in picks

week 15:

QB           RB           WR             QB  RB  WR Tot
 PMahomes     JMixon       TKelce        184 250  61 495
 BRoethlisb   TGurley      TKelce        174 244  61 479
 JGoff        CCarson      TKelce        180 208  61 449
 PRivers      EElliott     JSmithSchus   216 128  40 384
 LJackson     PLindsay     RWoods        190  44  93 327
 RWilson      LFournette   RWoods        193  64  93 300 inc -50 P
 TBrady       LFournette   MThomas       169  64  49 232 inc -50 P

week 14:

QB           RB           WR             QB  RB  WR Tot
TBrady       CMcCaffrey   KAllen        272 221 138 631
DWatson      SBarkley     AThielen      198 257  70 525
PRivers      PLindsay     JSmithSchus   147 111 250 508
BRoethlisb   AJones       KAllen        201 166 138 505
DBrees       NChubb       TKelce        189 143 137 469
BMayfield    DJohnson     JSmithSchus   151  61 250 462
ARodgers     AKamara      KAllen        202  87 138 427
PRivers      PLindsay     TKelce        147 111 137 395
EManning     SBarkley     OBeckham      188 257   0 395 w -50 Pen
PRivers      AJones       DHopkins      147 166  96 359 w -50 Pen

 

[HuskerPower52]

Anyone hearing that Fischer is leaving for Miami?? How many DB coaches have been through here in the last 10 years?

 

[tometom]

Nope, haven't seen anything like that today. Not on Twitter or as news. I'd be surprised if someone leaves beginning of year 2 with the loyalty of the staff and all coming together the way they did.

I believe the seniors this year had a different guy every year. I think we've had something like 6 in 7 years.

 

[popeyecv64]

this here is a Christmas story I will always listen to ----every year

take a listen yournself Husker Mates

 

[tnapucco]

Is it safe to say that this place may be the greatest gathering of bugeaters outside of the state lines?

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Is it safe to say that this place may be the greatest gathering of bugeaters outside of the state lines?

Really Smart ones? Yes.

 

[popeyecv64]

Is it safe to say that this place may be the greatest gathering of bugeaters outside of the state lines?

hush now ---- finish yourn platter of bugs sir Occupant

 

[Skerpokes]

Worst.Christmas.Ever.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Anyone else working right meow? Fuck I hate training!

 

[HuskerPower52]

Plus I'm on a computer all gawd damn day my head feels like it's going to explode.

 

[gobigred]

Anyone else working right meow? Fuck I hate training!

 

[HuskerPower52]

Hey fuck you buddy!

 

[gobigred]

Hey fuck you buddy!

Is this a good time to tell you I have 2 weeks off ?

 

[HuskerPower52]

Damn man good for you what are you going to do with the time off