Let me look into my vintage 1997 Crystal Ball.....Wait - WTF AM I DOING
No i just saw the whole giving people shit and i know his skin is thick enough to take a joke
Gotcha. Wasnt sure where that one was goinI tagged @Winged_Wheel88 becauae it is a dude trapped in a birds body that thinks it's a girl but still pretty cool and would find that gif funny
So i walk into my sons room this morning, and i find he had snuck an entire block of mozzarella cheese into his room. I look down at his train table and there is a block of cheese eaten half way like a kid taking bites out of an ice cream cone.... Guess when i was changing his little brother he didnt feel like waiting when he said "white cheese" and i said wait a minute im busy... (i thought he wanted string cheese, which he later brought me to open for him)
I know the feeling. Yesterday i was so sleep deprived i felt drunk by mid day. My youngest kept me up til 4 got out of bed at 730 drove to sid dillon in lincoln and bought a van i by later that night i was having trouble keeping up with my daughters spelling test words when we were practicing for todays test. (they are 3 and 4 letter words lmao)I'm half asleep this morning and my 5 year old wants to write his grandpa a birthday card and asks me how to spell his name. So I tell him. He writes his name and my wife calls me weird because I didn't tell him to write grandpa on the card.
I take it you were the kid?I'm offended
I take it you were the kid?
Not exactly what I had in mind when I said give someone shit. Sorry, my bad.
Nice car, who's your boyfriend?Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue.
Screw all of you!
Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue.
Screw all of you!