The new footy thread

[jstewismybastardson]

Kiwi coach tells his Chinese counterpart to sod off...

Ummm actually dash he told him to turf off

 

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The US would be scoring a lot more goals if they will stop going offside...

 

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Wambach scores! Damn that turf.

 

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52,193 is the attendance at BC Place - Wowza!

 

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USA win 1-nil in a snoozer.

 

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Canadian men defeat Dominica 4-nil (6-nil on aggregate)

 

[puckhead]

American Woman is a song about how Canadian women are superior to American women. Of course Nike is using it in a USWNT ad.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Pretty crazy. Portland beats (7 man!) Seattle in ET, 3-1 in #USOC. 3 red cards, Martins injured. Police escort needed


Dempsey was carded for taking the ref's book and tearing it in half? Are you kidding?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Arturo Vidal drunk-drove his Ferrari and wrecked accordingly. He appears unhurt but may want to enter witness protection if Chile doesn't progress from the group stage.

Arturo Vidal Totaled His Ferrari In Suspected Drunk Driving Accident

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Tevez going back to Boca Juniors / Vidal will prob move too / Pogba will be sold / Mandzukic in / Pirlo prob gone ... lots going on for Juve

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Tevez going back to Boca Juniors / Vidal will prob move too / Pogba will be sold / Mandzukic in / Pirlo prob gone ... lots going on for Juve

Guessing Vidal's price just took a hit. He's had problems at Juve that nobody in the press really figured out what they were (to my knowledge), and now that he's wrecking Ferrari's blowing .12 during international tournaments I'm guessing United and whatever other potential destinations existed are gonna ask for a discount.

Really hope Tevez doesn't go back home yet. He was fun to watch this year.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Canadian men defeat Dominica 4-nil (6-nil on aggregate)

CSA probably paid him to say that

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Darren Mattocks almost scored in injury time to level this game but ... you know ... Darren Mattocks

 

[jstewismybastardson]

woah lol

 

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You rip up a book and then get the book thrown at you...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Seeing a lot of Schweinsteiger to Man U rumours. Don't know how much he has left in the tank (he's only 30 but has a lot of mileage) but have always wanted to see how he would fare in England.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

a different way of playing the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" card

 

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We're likely to see Bastian later this month at the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club (he's dating Ana Ivanovic).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

We're likely to see Bastian later this month at the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club (he's dating Ana Ivanovic).

Maybe he'll sign for the Dons? Vinnie Jones will come back and it'll be the early 90s again!