SJ76
I'll slap you with my member
The quakes Are Sam's fault! the plates are out of balance. He's from Oklahoma. To much Fracking dink n dunking
Scientists have also revealed that since Bradford came out of OU, the planet has cooled. Which is the main reason we have switched from Global Warming to Climate change. This climate change is responsible for Samantha's knee problems, poor vision downfield, poor leadership, being man handled, and having a sweaty vagina. However, they did concur that his happy feet were due to his lack of dancing skills and that the Oline just sucked balls.