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Sharkonabicycle
Bipedal Sea Dog
So it's fairly obvious we'd bang...
Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...
But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.
So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:
1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..
5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.
End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.
Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...
But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.
So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:
1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..
5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.
End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.