The Eagles' Path to Super Bowl LIV, Defined

[dbldwn711]

is that from one of the Countries best restaurants?

that’s their path path to the SB.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

So there were some slight alterations to the plan, but I'm pretty sure that was just Doug fucking with @Fitbud by trying to ensure a 9-7 Eagles team hosts the 13-3 Seahawks in the Wild Card game. I gotta admit, it was pretty fucking funny (the Dolphins shit almost had me), but it looks like it's back to business for the Eagles and the rest of the league should start shitting their pants right about now.

SB Path still intact. Like the gambler said, read it and weep suckers

13-3 would be awesome. Sitting home with a bye. Thanks buddy. In that scenario, it will be funny watching Shanahan and the Niners destroy the Eagles but then again, the Eagles are likely gonna be 8-8 anyway. But hey, keep your dream alive.

 

[handicappers]

remember that time I kicked @Montleban and @CruiseControl around like a ball?

I do.

 

[Podunkparte]

 

[Iggloo]

I somehow missed this gem earlier

 

[dbldwn711]

I somehow missed this gem earlier

That’s the best shape of his life? He looks like that at 26?

He won’t make 30

 

[Cedrique]

I somehow missed this gem earlier

I love the guys behind him. Especially near the middle when Sargent Slaughter walks up behind him. The whole thing looks like a wrestling promo. The guy on the right with the hoodie is obviously his manager-he has that Grand Wizard of Wrestling vibe.

 

[HammerDown]

@fordman84 Who is the OP? Also, when are you or Shaggy going to plug the alt detector back in?

 

[Battlelyon]

So how is that going?

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I somehow missed this gem earlier

This still fucking cracks me up

 

[Manster7588]

I see that path is still overrun with brier bushes

 

[Battlelyon]

Just wanted to lay it out for you all to see, so everyone is crystal clear.

1.) The Eagles beat the Patriots this weekend. JJ Arcega-Whiteside finishes with 100 yards and 2 TDs.

2.) Inspired by the win, the Eagles go on to win 5 of their last 6 games, finishing 11-5 and winning the division.

3.) Seeing no real competition in the NFC, the Eagles run roughshod over the the rest of the conference en route to Super Bowl LIV. In the NFC Championship game, the Eagles will be up roughly 40-14 on the Packers with 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter when Fletcher Cox picks up Aaron Rodgers off the ground, and breaks his back like Bane did to Batman in The Dark Knight Rises. The league considers suspending him for the Super Bowl, but Cox shows up to Goodell's house with a loaded shotgun, and Cox is only levied a small fine for the Rodgers incident.

4.) This is the tricky part. The Ravens and Chiefs are so talented that they could be a legitimate threat to the Eagles' 5th NFL Championship. Based on player personnel and talent alone, I would not want to face either team in the SB. The good news is that Belichick outcoaches Harbaugh The Greater and The Fat Walrus in back-to-back games and the Pats advance to SB LIV.

5.) Pederson outcoaches Belichick, and the Eagles win the Super Bowl.

I was on the phone with this vineyard owner in France who makes world-renowned wine. He was telling me, with his thick French accent, "But ser, the champagne you have requested is so rare, and so expensive, that I will not be able to ship it to you in de United States until... Oh la vache ! The first week of de month of February. Merci, ser, merci !"

I thanked him and told him that that would be just fine, and hung up the phone.