The draft, need and talent line up finally!

[gandydancer]

Sadly, I have to take the butter off of it sir. We need to make sure your eating healthy.

My BP is fine LDH great... I got diabetes, don't take my butter away also!!

 

[Thruthefog]

It sucks getting old. I can't even play a decent game of pocket pool without spraining my wrist.

 

[Thruthefog]

Well damn!! Micro has more vcash than me. Guess I better get my hands out of my pockets and start placing some bets.

 

[themuzzer]

You need to cut holes in the pockets ole timer.


As for Vcash......I can't afford a blow job from somebody that knows smitty and saw Scheffler with a girl that shit on a squirrel......The squirrel still wouldn't take my vcash......

 

[themuzzer]

Smitty is cool, the Squirrel is the dick in my diatribe.

 

[Thruthefog]

Smitty is cool, the Squirrel is the dick in my diatribe.

Tell me more about the girl that shit on a squirrel.

 

[Thruthefog]

Good lord. We need some football. It's got me to hoping #90 gets caught with weed.

No. No. Relax. I'm not talking about Suh. I'm talking about the guy who has the 90th spot on the roster.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

We need to put a ban on anagrams. Ever since the erectile dysfunction commercials came out, my life has been a living hell.

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm at Alma College right now, completely r*pe free. So far anyway. But this one eighth grade kid has been giving me the stink eye.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

r*pe free since 93 I heard.

 

[Coach_Ed_LPW]

So Smitty are we gonna fight or what?

 

[themuzzer]

I'm at Alma College right now, completely r*pe free. So far anyway. But this one eighth grade kid has been giving me the stink eye.

If you don't have a Pixie dog or discus in your hand you are wrong!

 

[broncosmitty]

You need to cut holes in the pockets ole timer.


As for Vcash......I can't afford a blow job from somebody that knows smitty and saw Scheffler with a girl that shit on a squirrel......The squirrel still wouldn't take my vcash......

Trust me muzz, you can afford blow jobs from people that know me.

 

[broncosmitty]

Rita and I ate at the Pixie on Thursday. Am I on The Truman Show?

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

...

Is it deja vu or are you repeating the same thing over and over. I guess Sandusky really got to you. Hopefully you werent raped over at Alma College.

Yet another poor attempt at humor. Maybe you have hit your head one too many times during your normal job.

 

[broncosmitty]

So Smitty are we gonna fight or what?

I dunno man. I'm kinda tired. Got in a fight early this morning with a big black four legged muthafugga. He kicked me in the leg, so I cut his nuts off, and tugged on his momma's tits for awhile.

 

[themuzzer]

Rita and I ate at the Pixie on Thursday. Am I on The Truman Show?

Sweet. My name is up there. Granted it was back in 2000 when i got it up there. Did you take the challenge or just dine in?

I just did the simple 6 dogs in 30 mins. Nothing special but our family treasures the dogs so much we have them shipped down south VIA the annual trek the parents make down here.

 

[Microwahevo]

Yet another poor attempt at humor

For the record, yours weren't top notch either. My question is, do you get offended by 'lol' 'lmao' 'wtf' etc? Or is it just ones YOU don't know?

 

[Microwahevo]

And yes '68 I've made some good bets here recently. Just don't bet enough bc I always forget every time I get on. That or I show up too early to bet as the windows aren't open so I forget later.

 

[Vader]

Why can't I stay away from this idiotic thread? Has football even been discussed after the first post? Some of you guys make your buddy shoktart look intelligent.