The biggest testicles in the SEC reside in the state of Alabama

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I'd hope so.

You do? Then why ask me closed questions when we all know the answer?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Did I say he has absolute control or some control?

Hey trivia question for ya:
Who currently has the largest per-capita number of butthurt fans?

ANSWER: Alabama does!

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I like to make fun of things stupid people say.

I have no clue where you live, don't care where you grew up, or anything remote to that. These are the things you make up because it's all you can do.

Someone say something about jumping into a conversation that has nothing to do with them?


Your level of sensitivity about Saban, Alabama, and its schedule is precious

 

[AlaskaGuy]

When he can force other teams to play us, let me know.

Are you saying Bama can't line up home & away's with other P5 teams?

 

[4down20]

Did I say he has absolute control or some control?

You came in with a vague response on an existing conversation. If you want to make a point, then make it. But in the end, none of you have said much of anything about how scheduling actually works.

 

[4down20]

Someone say something about jumping into a conversation that has nothing to do with them?


Your level of sensitivity about Saban, Alabama, and its schedule is precious

What's precious to me is everyone else's sensitivity about it. There's a reason you have to hang on bullshit like this. There's a reason nobody gives a fuck about Michigan's schedule, even though Alabama's is generally tougher.

Think on it.

 

[4down20]

You do? Then why ask me closed questions when we all know the answer?

Because it takes 2 sides to schedule a game dipshit. And it's a very hard and difficult process, which you would know if you did a hint of research before crying about other teams that have more success.

 

[4down20]

Wrong question. How do YOU think they are made?

*The rest of us know, but I think we are curious as to how "Alabama does"

You obviously don't have a clue how they are made.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Because it takes 2 sides to schedule a game dipshit. And it's a very hard and difficult process, which you would know if you did a hint of research before crying about other teams that have more success.

gtfo. Don't tell me Bama is the only team in the country that can't schedule home & away's with other P5 opponents even though they have four OOC games.

 

[4down20]

Are you saying Bama can't line up home & away's with other P5 teams?

I'm suggesting you cry about Alabama because it's what you wish your team was and it's the only thing you can do.

 

[4down20]

gtfo. Don't tell me Bama is the only team in the country that can't schedule home & away's with other P5 opponents even though they have four OOC games.

Play as many as every other team in the country that doesn't have a permanent rival OOC.

Of course, the reality is Alabama plays tough enough schedules almost every year, more than most teams - including your own.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

I'm suggesting you cry about Alabama because it's what you wish your team was and it's the only thing you can do.

Maybe Bama has a shitty stadium and that's why they don't want to play home & aways with other P5 opponents.

 

[4down20]

Maybe Bama has a shitty stadium and that's why they don't want to play home & aways with other P5 opponents.

Maybe Washington has a shitty team and that's why you can't win shit.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Maybe Washington has a shitty team and that's why you can't win shit.

Not only does Washington play their own conference members, they also have home & away's in the near future with Michigan and Ohio St.

 

[7Samurai13]

You came in with a vague response on an existing conversation. If you want to make a point, then make it. But in the end, none of you have said much of anything about how scheduling actually works.

I said that he is somewhat responsible for his schedule, just like every single coach that has been at their current location for the last 5-6 years or more. I’m will to put money that 95% of ADs have a conversation with their head coach about who they are going to be playing. You make it sound like Saban is sitting out on his boat and the AD is surprising him who they are going to play, making Saban do a spit take with his oatmeal cream pie.

So yes, if Saban said that he didn’t want to play Louisville or Duke as his marquee out of conference game, they would have a better game.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

I said that he is somewhat responsible for his schedule, just like every single coach that has been at their current location for the last 5-6 years or more. I’m will to put money that 95% of ADs have a conversation with their head coach about who they are going to be playing. You make it sound like Saban is sitting out on his boat and the AD is surprising him who they are going to play, making Saban do a spit take with his oatmeal cream pie.

So yes, if Saban said that he didn’t want to play Louisville or Duke as his marquee out of conference game, they would have a better game.

Saban is full of shit. He could be doing home & aways with teams across the country. Those fvkers never leave Gump country if they can help it.

 

[7Samurai13]

Saban is full of shit. He could be doing home & aways with teams across the country. Those fvkers never leave Gump country if they can help it.

Right now, Alabama is the king of college football and could pretty much do whatever they want. Someone has to take them off the throne.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Right now, Alabama is the king of college football and could pretty much do whatever they want. Someone has to take them off the throne.

Fvk Bama. Those fvks pretty much get an extra bye week with their scheduling.

 

[7Samurai13]

Fvk Bama. Those fvks pretty much get an extra bye week with their scheduling.

The extra game against a mid major is not the reason why they are winning titles.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

What's precious to me is everyone else's sensitivity about it. There's a reason you have to hang on bullshit like this. There's a reason nobody gives a fuck about Michigan's schedule, even though Alabama's is generally tougher.

Think on it.

I took your advice, reflected on it and came to the conclusion you are a phag