The 2014 Masters thread

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Jonas is putting on the Blixt...

 

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Bubba's drive was 360 yards, according to Peter Kostas.

 

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Bubba's drive was 360 yards, according to Peter Kostas.

That's sick. I hit one 340 once, but only because it went straight down the cart path for the last 90 yards.

 

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That's sick. I hit one 340 once, but only because it went straight down the cart path for the last 90 yards.

You should try February golf in Calgary with rock hard fairways...A 240 yard drive gets 100 yards of roll (lol)

 

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Lol - Kuchar "C'mon draw, man. You rat."

He even curses like a gentlemen.

 

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I guess they forgot to bikini wax the 13th green...

/Uh oh, I pulled a Gary McCord.

 

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Speith needed birdie there, now watch Bubba make his. Yes sir (Verne Lundquist)

 

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You should try February golf in Calgary with rock hard fairways...A 240 yard drive gets 100 yards of roll (lol)

For some reason this makes me think of the Northern Exposure episode where Fleischman built a golf hole in his driveway.

That sounds good. I have played at close to 10,000 feet above sea level in Colorado. It was fun. Adds a good 50-60 yards to your drives. But figuring out the distances for your irons was a bitch.

 

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Bubba is dialed in right now.

 

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Bubba is dialed in right now.

Yeah, his demeanor has really changed the last 5-6 holes.

At the end of the day, he's made the fewest mistakes this tournament. Kept in the fairway, kept out of the hazards, very steady.

 

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You don't want to be behind the Stadler boys in the buffet line...

 

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You don't want to be behind the Stadler boys in the buffet line...

Lol. I saw him and said, "god damn, eat a salad once in awhile."

 

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Bubba.

You nuts?

 

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Bubba chili-dipped that one...

 

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Is Ryan Smyth the love child of Miguel Angel Jimenez?

 

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Is Ryan Smyth the love child of Miguel Angel Jimenez?

Lol. I think it's just the hair. Oh I'm jelly of all that hair.

 

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I didn't know Bubba's wife is Canadian (according to wiki, they met at the University of Georgia when he was on the golf team and she was on the basketball team).

 

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Congrats to Gerry Lester 'Bubba' Watson!!

 

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I didn't know Bubba's wife is Canadian (according to wiki, they met at the University of Georgia when he was on the golf team and she was on the basketball team).

So torn about making a joke about putting in the hole, or in the hoop.