That Hurricane Thread - The Sandy Vagina Chronicles: Much Ado About Nothing?

[forty_three]

The answer is yes, always go to Wegmans, even if you don't need anything. Wegmans is the greatest store EVAR!!!

I love that they have experts to answer any question.

"What wine would you suggest to go with Hamburger Helper Beef Pasta?"

AND THEY HAVE TO ANSWER!

The couple engaged in felatio yesterday was still outside the building in the same spot, but no sexual activity was seen... thankfully.

I know that after successful JoeBlob reception, I am often unwilling to get up and move about.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

C. Omeds reporting in. I misreported a story earlier and I am sorry. The hurricane didnt destroy a razor factory and pick up thousands of razors. Whew. My bad. It was a taser factory. Possibly a laser factory. Its hard to hear in this wind.

 

[forty_three]

OH SHIT!

 

[dash]

C. Omeds reporting in. I misreported a story earlier and I am sorry. The hurricane didnt destroy a razor factory and pick up thousands of razors. Whew. My bad. It was a taser factory. Possibly a laser factory. Its hard to hear in this wind.

Any news on how the ORM© has fared in this storm?

 

[Taz_Hokie]

Just got word from the upper management that we are to close up shop at 2 pm. Time to join all the hippies that stayed home from work today.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

OK, so shit is starting to amp up now. Roads are done absorbing any water. Littl'e rivers along the edges, some squalls and branches down.

Jim Beam Black was on sale, so I bought some. I have a case of water in my trunk and two bags of ice.

Boom.

Driving in this shit sucked.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

The NHL has cancelled all games for today, tomorrow and Wednesday.

 

[dash]

The NHL has cancelled all games for today, tomorrow and Wednesday.

That's Bettman for you, always thinking of the fans...

 

[esls79]

That's Bettman for you, always thinking of the fans...

Fans schmans. He's looking out for the BOG.

What good is playing in front of a half empty house? How is an owner supposed to survive on such a piddly amount of beer and hot dog sales?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Fans schmans. He's looking out for the BOG.

What good is playing in front of a half empty house? How is an owner supposed to survive on such a piddly amount of beer and hot dog sales?

...move to a smaller house in Brooklyn and rebrand!

 

[elocomotive]

I know that after successful JoeBlob reception, I am often unwilling to get up and move about.

LMAO!!

Brilliant!

 

[sherbert1421]

And the hurricane said to the coconut tree, "hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"

 

[elocomotive]

Just got word from the upper management that we are to close up shop at 2 pm. Time to join all the hippies that stayed home from work today.

This guy just GOT to work.

Only one here. There are 5 people in the building right now...usually more than 1,000. But we have all the bottled water I'd ever need, food, and unlimited low-quality toilet paper. So I'm good!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

SarcasticRover ‏@SarcasticRover
Attention Canadians in New York. Stop picking up litter and being polite to the wind & just go inside. Everyone be safe.

 

[elocomotive]

Semin joins the Hurricanes and this happens... that dick!!

TRADE SEMIN!

 

[beantownmaniac]

Good afternoon everyone. Got sent home from work so I can give you the live report from New Bedford Mass. Driving past the lake there were some pretty big whitecaps from the wind. As I approached my house, there was the DPW cleaning up a tree that had fallen in front of my home. The wind is whipping pretty good right now. I'd say gusts of 60 mph or so. Stay tuned for updates. Now, where did I leave that bong???

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I got hooked by the guy at the liquor store. I was going to buy a .750 of Jim Beam Black for 20 and he showed me that .375's were six, to buy two of those. They make me look like a hobo but who cares. I don't think that I have ever had a nice liquor store cashier. They have a customer for life...or at least 6 months now!

 

[dash]

How is Michael Bloomberg going to blame Canada for Hurricane Sandy?

 

[DevilishWon]

I got hooked by the guy at the liquor store. I was going to buy a .750 of Jim Beam Black for 20 and he showed me that .375's were six, to buy two of those. They make me look like a hobo but who cares. I don't think that I have ever had a nice liquor store cashier. They have a customer for life...or at least 6 months now!

Hey...you'll rock that hobo look!