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That Hurricane Thread - The Sandy Vagina Chronicles: Much Ado About Nothing?

awaz

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I know right!!!! I have to look good at work.


Personally, I ACTUALLY enjoy work and would love to be there. However, when they lock the place down, well....what am I supposed to do.

Y'all don't pay me nearly enough for what I do anyway. ;)

i'd be more than happy to give you a raise if we can fire half your co-workers :)
 

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C'mon, dude. This thread isn't going to get any ratings unless you play it up a little! ;)

oh shit.. well, the wind did blow the trees behind my apt.. it made some noise :noidea:
 

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oh shit.. well, the wind did blow the trees behind my apt.. it made some noise :noidea:

Here in DC...there was a gust this morning that slightly rattled my window. And the sky is so gray. Impossibly gray. I don't know when this rain is going to end. Maybe never. Or maybe in a day and a half or so.
 

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Here in DC...there was a gust this morning that slightly rattled my window. And the sky is so gray. Impossibly gray. I don't know when this rain is going to end. Maybe never. Or maybe in a day and a half or so.

50 shades of gray???

Fuck it. I am going to the dry cleaners and liquor store. Those Korean ladies ain't skeered of this shit. Be back in a few!
 

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50 shades of gray???

Fuck it. I am going to the dry cleaners and liquor store. Those Korean ladies ain't skeered of this shit. Be back in a few!

wahoo!! fill up your tank on me 46. its your kind of determination we need more of in washington :cool:
 

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Hey, we will be closed again tomorrow, right?

I would imagine so. I mean, it's going to be the same as today except some areas will undoubtedly lose power and there will be some flooding. Although somebody might realize that it's just raining and that the wind is only at like 20-30mph. Shhhh...
 

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C. Omeds here on the scene, wind gusts picking up. Raining steadily. I'll be latching myself to an old maple tree later to continue my reports. Still trying to confirm if the news reports of the hurricane destroying a razor factory and now carrying razor blades in the the winds are true.
 

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C. Omeds here on the scene, wind gusts picking up. Raining steadily. I'll be latching myself to an old maple tree later to continue my reports. Still trying to confirm if the news reports of the hurricane destroying a razor factory and now carrying razor blades in the the winds are true.

LOL.

Well I hope that maple tree is on top of a 30-story building, otherwise I don't think people will understand the impact this storm is having on the average person... the average person standing on top of a 30-story building.
 

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C. Omeds here on the scene, wind gusts picking up. Raining steadily. I'll be latching myself to an old maple tree later to continue my reports. Still trying to confirm if the news reports of the hurricane destroying a razor factory and now carrying razor blades in the the winds are true.

psh.. who invited the story topper in here? :rolleyes:
 

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C. Omeds here on the scene, wind gusts picking up. Raining steadily. I'll be latching myself to an old maple tree later to continue my reports. Still trying to confirm if the news reports of the hurricane destroying a razor factory and now carrying razor blades in the the winds are true.

just in time for Halloween!!!

/kids ... dont eat the apples
 

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Guys, reporting in from a desolate and abandoned Rt. 193 in College Park. There are leaves down EVERYWHERE! Roads and parking lots are just riddled with downed leaves.

46 out.

Yes I am parked and texting.

Oh my god... some local residents are going to be denied fall foliage?

DAMN YOU AND YOUR PATH OF DEVASTATION YOU LOW PRESSURE HELL BEAST!!!
 

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in unrelated news ... mason raymond is also down
 

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in unrelated news ... mason raymond is also down

no word of a lie, on Team 1040 last week, I heard a radio advert for a chance to meet local hockey star Mason Raymond.

/star just doesn't have the same meaning it used to have...
 

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BREAKING: Just took a peak outside and there seems to be a weird yellowy glow in the air. There are weird ray things breaking through the clouds. If this is my last post, it was great to have gotten to know all of you.

God speed.
 

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BREAKING: Just took a peak outside and there seems to be a weird yellowy glow in the air. There are weird ray things breaking through the clouds. If this is my last post, it was great to have gotten to know all of you.

God speed.

It is the reflection off of UNC's helmets.


All joking aside. This thing could be really really bad. :( :(
 
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